Howard's favorite new bit is guys pretending to jizz in their pants

[HORSETOOTHED]

[TelegramSam]

I have to agree...no offense to Sour Shoes, but he is flaming, and I don't think for one second Lisa G could even get him hard.

[HORSETOOTHED]

I have to agree...no offense to Sour Shoes, but he is flaming, and I don't think for one second Lisa G could even get him hard.

He did it again today with Medicated Pete... not in studio, but he had him make up stories about it.

[chuk]

He did it again today with Medicated Pete... not in studio, but he had him make up stories about it.

And of course ba-ba-beaver chimed in with a story of how he came in his pants when he was 13.

[Cookiepus]

On the plus side, it takes a little more energy than the obviously fake "falling-asleep-on-the-phone" bits.

[NotMyBro]

He's completely obsessed with dick. That quack Dr Sarno didn't cure him of homosexuality at all. His homosexuality has only gotten stronger over the years.

[PI Nate]

He's completely obsessed with dick. That quack Dr Sarno didn't cure him of homosexuality at all. His homosexuality has only gotten stronger over the years.

"So Horse, would you ever accept $10K to pose nude for a weird old gay guy? You know your act works much better when you're in your underwear."

[AGT Blows]

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

He's completely out of ideas, doesn't give a shit anymore and has successfully run what was once the greatest show in the history of radio into the ground. Yay Howard.

[The Booey]

Google "Is Howard Stern gay" and you get 4.43 million hits.

[NotMyBro]

Google "Is Howard Stern gay" and you get 4.43 million hits.

this is even better



Top things people search on google concerning Howie!

[Time Bandit]

howwig relishes it..he asks "was it thick? ropes? heavy load?"..
you can tell the wig is salivating over those perverse questions..I bet hes poking his dick with a pencil too..
it was written in his biography he does that, poked his dick in front of the author, whats her name..??

[HORSETOOTHED]

you can tell the wig is salivating over those perverse questions

Yeah today he was leading Pete with such excitement in his voice, "Did you cum? Did you cum!?"

[Chuck Kongo]

He's completely obsessed with dick. That quack Dr Sarno didn't cure him of homosexuality at all. His homosexuality has only gotten stronger over the years.

^This.

It's just another manifestation of his latent and closeted homosexuality.

This obsession with cocks and "blowing loads"....

Just another excuse to bring up what is on his mind 24/7/365 under the guise of "comedy".....something he's so far out of touch on that he probably actually believes that's it's hilarious to the audience listening to him badger guests into saying they "blew a load" or "came in their pants" ad nauseum.....

Howard is a sad, pathetic, old queen. My contempt for him is slowly starting to turn into pity.....

[Spazzmatazz]

^This.

It's just another manifestation of his latent and closeted homosexuality.

This obsession with cocks and "blowing loads"....

Just another excuse to bring up what is on his mind 24/7/365 under the guise of "comedy".....something he's so far out of touch on that he probably actually believes that's it's hilarious to the audience listening to him badger guests into saying they "blew a load" or "came in their pants" ad nauseum.....

Howard is a sad, pathetic, old queen. My contempt for him is slowly starting to turn into pity.....

And my contempt for him continues to rapidly devolve into disgust.

[chkmhnsthrh]

I would like say I could understand if his audience was mainly women but they don't like hearing this shit either

[chkmhnsthrh]

Who am I? Oh, just another paying customer...you got me there