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    Does anyone here think they'll be a forever aloner after sixty? (srs (pos/cons)



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    I have no desire to get married.

    I want a couple kids though.

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    They're magically delicious!

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    Only if my wife finally realizes that I'm a dolt and bails.

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    i'm hoping
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    I hope not we're too much a pair
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I wonder if old people even like each other


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    If you keep drinking and watching wrestling on a monday night you will be

    Srs n all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    If you keep drinking and watching wrestling on a monday night you will be

    Srs n all that
    like I care


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    like I care
    You should adopt one of those nigger babies from asia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    A lot of the old people communities down here had to force their residents to attend sex ed classes after std's became such a ridiculously serious problem amongst seniors.


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    yea..as if I'm gonna survive long enough to see 60

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    A lot of the old people communities down here had to force their residents to attend sex ed classes after std's became such a ridiculously serious problem amongst seniors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    A lot of the old people communities down here had to force their residents to attend sex ed classes after std's became such a ridiculously serious problem amongst seniors.
    I read about that. They blame viagra
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I read about that. They blame viagra
    They should blame the old women who whore themselves out.

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    It's a true story. I sold a lot of wellness business doing HIV tests that year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    It's a true story. I sold a lot of wellness business doing HIV tests that year.
    You must have been Patient Zero granny fucker


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    Oh yeah. Why the fuck would I fuck up a good thing?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    i wanna die at 90 from a nasty std that some underage 60yr old slut gave me.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    i wanna die at 90 from a nasty std that some underage 60yr old slut gave me.

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