
I have no desire to get married.
I want a couple kids though.
They're magically delicious!
Only if my wife finally realizes that I'm a dolt and bails.
i'm hoping
I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
I wonder if old people even like each other![]()
If you keep drinking and watching wrestling on a monday night you will be
Srs n all that
yea..as if I'm gonna survive long enough to see 60![]()

A lot of the old people communities down here had to force their residents to attend sex ed classes after std's became such a ridiculously serious problem amongst seniors.

It's a true story. I sold a lot of wellness business doing HIV tests that year.
i wanna die at 90 from a nasty std that some underage 60yr old slut gave me.![]()
I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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