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  1. #21
    Hurr Fucking Durrrrr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer Can Cock View Post
    You need a katana sword if things get close
    I got 2

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    Sorcerer Supreme
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  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    That must be a pain in the ass for your mailman to show his passport to border agents every single day.
    Are you simple minded?

  4. #24
    To answer your question

    I have an arsenal of bladed and clubbed martial arts weapons

    I cannot be touched irl

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    To answer your question

    I have an arsenal of bladed and clubbed martial arts weapons

    I cannot be touched irl
    Canadian NRA

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Beer Can Cock View Post
    Canadian NRA
    Watch it BCC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Watch it BCC

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post

    I can hit a manican from 6ft no prob but only in the chest and stomach
    That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?

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    Outlaw

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    When in doubt, sweep the leg, Swayze.

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    Outlaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?
    I see what you did there.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?
    Nope

    But it could slash your pussy lips

  12. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Ive been practicing hard

    I have a belt for them as well

    I can hit a manican from 6ft no prob but only in the chest and stomach
    I can rip your eye out with my cock at that distance.

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Nope

    But it could slash your pussy lips
    To match the gash?

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