Recently received a package from USPS

[Toothdecay]

You need a katana sword if things get close

I got 2

[Gitfiddle]

[Swayze]

That must be a pain in the ass for your mailman to show his passport to border agents every single day.

Are you simple minded?

[Swayze]

To answer your question

I have an arsenal of bladed and clubbed martial arts weapons

I cannot be touched irl

[Beer Can Cock]

To answer your question

I have an arsenal of bladed and clubbed martial arts weapons

I cannot be touched irl

Canadian NRA

[Swayze]

Canadian NRA

Watch it BCC

[Beer Can Cock]

Watch it BCC

[Dainty Jainty]

I can hit a manican from 6ft no prob but only in the chest and stomach

That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?

[Popeye Saavedra]

When in doubt, sweep the leg, Swayze.

[Popeye Saavedra]

That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?

I see what you did there.

[Swayze]

That's awesome, dude! Can it also crack open say a spelling book from twelve feet away?

Nope

But it could slash your pussy lips

[TonyJax]

Ive been practicing hard

I have a belt for them as well

I can hit a manican from 6ft no prob but only in the chest and stomach

I can rip your eye out with my cock at that distance.

[Dainty Jainty]

Nope

But it could slash your pussy lips

To match the gash?