*** Robin Theory #235

**Nurse Remulak** · 01-07-2013, 07:19 PM

There are many theories why Robin hasn't been in the studio but I think I got it this time.

1) Gravity finally up and quit. It really did this time. Not kidding. It simply gave up and could not bear Robins weight.

2) The space-time continuum could no longer alter reality to maintain a stable "34." (Stuff like "He's not a movie star.." "He wasn't a Hero.. He was just doing his job.." "some 9/11 victims were cowards.." "Funnelling coffee into my ass is healthy and normal..." Shit like that.)

With these simple calculations I think I may be on to something here.

1) ds² = −(1 − 2M/r) dt² + 1/(1 − 2M/r) dr² + r² dΩ^{2 +}(a) = f(1/x) = g (x) replacing p^2 by x

2) 34

So Robin is not really at home. She has been transmitting via ISDN from within a protective static warp bubble at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva Switzerland. Pretty sure I am right this time.