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    Could this be a hoax??.. Security Check Point toy set sold on Amazon

    This seems awfully inappropriate for children to play with ...


    Playmobil Security Check Point



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    http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%A...cmu_pg__header

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    COMPLETELY legit.

    Here's a great review:

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    7,412 of 7,541 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids! September 9, 2005
    By loosenut
    I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

    The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

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    I would get one if it had the full body x-ray scanner that shows the Lego ladies' titties.

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    Stick to fart threads

    Simple twat

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    You're not allowed to use a box cutter to open the box though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Stick to fart threads

    Simple twat

    Did you ask your mom if you could play on the computer tonight??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You're not allowed to use a box cutter to open the box though.

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    You know damn well that was witty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You know damn well that was witty.
    It was decent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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