How bout a topless shot of one of the female salooners?
Is that too much to ask?
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01-07-2013, 11:55 AM #1DS Supporter
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Medicated Pete sang Purple Rain just like i predicted. What do I win?
Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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01-07-2013, 12:26 PM #2Maverick
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No offense, but anybody can predict the show now. I don't listen anymore and I can tell what will be on tomorrow's show...beer can cock, fake staff fight, Howard is the best/greatest/smartest, z list guest, how much are you worth, etc etc.
Twitter bully @Omerta440.
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01-07-2013, 12:29 PM #3DS Supporter
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Tracy Morgan is on tomorrow.
Anyone care to take a guess what the interview will be like?Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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01-07-2013, 12:41 PM #4DS Supporter
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I will
Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
How he grew up in the Ghhheeettto...
Cock and cum
Gansta black talk
SNL
Cock
How much is he worth...
what did I miss?
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01-07-2013, 12:43 PM #5Non-Essential Salooner
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He was a drug dealer. SNL talk. Jim Breuer talk. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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01-07-2013, 12:48 PM #6DS Supporter
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Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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01-07-2013, 12:51 PM #7DS Supporter
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A few key Tracy Morgan talking points:
Hospitalized for liver problems
House arrest bracelet
Drinking problems
Foot fetish
Gurkle Gurkle sound bites
30 rock discussion
SNL discussionReach me on Twitter @howardpeedonme Originally Posted by whatsit
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01-07-2013, 12:51 PM #8DS Supporter
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he'll also mention that tracy must hate all women because he doesn't got along with his mother.
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01-07-2013, 12:52 PM #9Non-Essential Salooner
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I wish they still saw your tweets, but I think it's run it's course. No way they still see them. I'm sorry. I love 'em. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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01-07-2013, 12:58 PM #10The Legend Killer
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I didn't even listen today. That's fuckin pure laziness if they had him sing that again. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
Tracy Morgan phony phone call clips,How much he loves pussy,Wiggy asks him how he is in bed,Wiggy slips Gary a note after the interview asking Tracy if he can see his penis.
Originally Posted by blairg
crack isn't funny
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
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01-07-2013, 01:06 PM #11Maverick
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that purple rain song was pointless, stupid, not funny and boring.....like always had to turn it off.
Hank to Beetle "who wrote the Gettysburg address"
Beetle "I don't wear dresses"
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01-07-2013, 01:10 PM #12Maverick
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01-07-2013, 01:12 PM #13Loud Mouth Drunk
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He will say that joke where he wants to get someone pregnant......probably Robin Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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01-07-2013, 01:48 PM #14Dawg Saloon Staff
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Kooks like the Wig asked Breuer about his dad and the Depends again, that's at least the fourth time he's gone down that road. He must think that subscribers that already are subjected to endless replays of material want to hear the same shit again on the "live" shows.
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01-07-2013, 02:10 PM #15Maverick
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I predict a half hour discussions on gay rights and how they should be raised to a level above everyone else in society. Tracy will give an insincere explanation on how his views have changed and then howard will go on and bash the usual targets over the issues. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
See if Tracy says he's sorry that in his standup act he joked about killing his hypothetical gay son he should be forgiven because he's friends with tina fey. As an Obama supporting urban american who is neither from the south, religious, white, nor republican Tracy can say whatever he wants because he is kidding.
However what Mel Gibson yells in a drunken stupor makes him the devil
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01-07-2013, 03:25 PM #16DS Supporter
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Every time Howard mentions Tracy Morgan it reminds me that supposedly germ-phobic Howard couldn't keep his hands off Tracy during their appearance on Kimmel. He looked like a love-struck teenage girl with her first boyfriend.
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01-07-2013, 03:32 PM #17DS Supporter
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He is enjoying his sobriety Originally Posted by Feltspot
Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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01-07-2013, 03:41 PM #18DS Supporter
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They pretty much admitted on the WUS that Pete's bits are fake. Pete said he "plays along" and Jon Hein mentioned that he's "eager to please" and "goes with the flow". Gary interrupted them and tried to do damage control by getting Pete to say the bit where he supposedly came in his pants was real but the cat was already out of the bag.
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01-07-2013, 07:50 PM #19Maverick
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You can eat a Wednesday cupcake from between Rachael's tits.
Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
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01-07-2013, 07:55 PM #20Maverick
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So, what you're saying here, is that it will be one of the best shows of the last three years? Originally Posted by yippeekyaa
I'd listen to Tracy Morgan read the phonebook over the current show.Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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