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    Gary: I dont know why studios wont send howard movies. He can really help a movie.

    Whos more delusional? Howard or Gary?

    Ive never watched any move or tv show that Howard says is good.
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    I think they don't send Howard movies cuz they know he will be loooking for $$$$ out of em to promo it
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    I guess Gary doesn't remember that the only time in recent history that a celebrities' personal copy of a movie was made widely available bootlegging, that the name in the watermark was one Howard Stern.

    He also seems to forget that this high profile movie also happened to be produced by one of the most powerful and influential men in Hollywood, one Steven Speilburgh, The same man whose adopted kids Stern has repeatedly mocked for the simple reason that they were black and their father was white. Gee why would some guy not want to continue to do favors to a man who accidently fucked him over, years after making fun of him and his children who were grade school age at the time and casting doubt that he even loved them.


    At this point the most important aspect of Gary's job is to lather Stern's balls and promote his propaganda. I know booking Jim Breuer, a dixie chick, and Medicated Pete is tough but come on.

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    A lot of Howard fans watched his leaked copy of Super 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    I think they don't send Howard movies cuz they know he will be loooking for $$$$ out of em to promo it
    THATS what he meant, ad $$$$$$$$.
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    Gary's a fаggоt who can't tell that scarecrow the truth. Buy some fucking balls, Gary, and tell him that he only has few hundred thousand listeners and he cannot be trusted with movies because they leak:


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    Are they fucking RETARDED?!! How many conversations do they have, including today, about how they trade copies around the office? Besides the fact they don't give two flying fucks what Howard thinks.


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    Gary Puppet, you would be a hero if you tweet to Howard: Gary - "I don't know why studios won't send Howard movies. He can really help a movie." Movie studios only send movies to relevant people. #WashedUpWigPirate

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    "I don't give the screener to anybody else! I shred them!"

    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.

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    howard said tank girl was a great movie. not only is he a liar a horrible interviewer but a terrible judge
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    Right Gary, studio execs are just so stupid that they don't recognize the promotional goldmine that is the Stern show. After all, look at all the blue chip advertisers your show manages to attract. The Stern show had a brief period in the '90s when it had some promotional value, been a long time gone.
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    Hopefully some movie producer is reading this and next time Howard asks for a screener that instead of a simple H.Stern watermark, there will be a CGI poodle wig added to every character throughout the movie. If it leaks out then there would be no doubt it was Howard's copy.

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    Gary is a True Believer.
    He's in the bunker with Howard. "Pay no attention to those Russian tanks mein Boff, we're still winning the war!"

    It will probably get even tougher for Howard to get screeners now that Booey let slip that he gets his screeners from from an insider.
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    i learned a long time ago that howard's word meant shit on movies, TV shows, etc. i remember telling my girlfriend "howard and robin thought it was a great movie". that happened a few times before i wised up. this is back in the '90s...

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    This is Howard at his most insane.

    The movie studios offers to come home to Howard with a projector+projectionist, but Howard refuses. He wants a DVD. When he gets DVD screeners he complains about the watermarks on air.

    Beside that: Howard is irrelevant and 90% of the 70K that listen to Howard hates him. And like its mention in the thread. Howard wants money to promote

    Howard wants everything for free and get money for it.
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    He's a vomit; he wants shit for free and ahead of schedule, like a 3-year-old.

    Even the studios know now that his endorsement is meaningless. His demographics have now become Imus'. And he reaches fewer listeners every single day.

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    There's a lot of dvd screener rips available out there now. The last couple weeks all the oscar screeners are being put out. The Stern staff get them just like the rest of us. Howard is being told about all the screeners out there right now and it pisses him off that he is the only one being punished. You know he has people to burn him copies.
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    Kathryn Bigelow obviously thinks that Mr & Mrs Wigward need to spend their $12 each to see Zero Dark Thirty because they mean as much to Hollywood as any of us.

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    ~cough~ has been ~cough~ irrelevant for the most part ~cough~

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