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    I'd melt her teeth
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    is that the place from Man Vs Food???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I don't need a bunch of disingenuous people wishing me a happy birthday. Then you gotta worry about making sure to wish these same strangers a happy birthday that wished you one I don't have time for all of that. You guys wishing me a happy birthday is differint at least you KNOW me like that.
    Happy Birthday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Happy Birthday to you
    You will drown in my goo


    That's all I've got so far
    sounds good so far send her a picture of your cock every hour with each line!!

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    I refused to do Facebook for years, then finally signed up and got deeply into it for about 6 months. That was about a year ago and I haven't looked at it since. Now I get all those damn email "alerts" about shit I don't care about, but they always make me feel icky, like I should go say "hi" to people, and pretend to give a fuck....but I don't fucking want to.... Is there an accepted protocol for this kind of situation?
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    sounds good so far send her a picture of your cock every hour with each line!!
    You are a terrible friend
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by O Face View Post
    For the longest time I had hard time remembering birthdays. It was basically because I didn't really keep a calendar. Well I finally got my shit together and started keeping a calendar and was remembering everyone's birthdays like a motherfucker. Then FB came along and basically no one gets any credit for remembering birthdays anymore.
    yep and the people that still refuse to use fB now automatically come off like even a BIGGER asshole for not remembering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Right? All gay guys have that creative flair. A colored Sharpie and blank card and they can make a personal masterpiece that would make the CEO of Hallmark proud.
    Im not creative like that. Im buying her a happy thirtieth birthday card and im going to put some tape over the zero and put a one on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Were going to the Melt for dinner

    Ho-Lee-Jee-Zuss ...
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Does anyone have a Facebook friend named J'Queesha Mercedes Johnston?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    is that the place from Man Vs Food???
    YES!!! The one restaurant were it didnt look like it was ghetto central over here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    YES!!! The one restaurant were it didnt look like it was ghetto central over here.

    Yeah I think he had to eat some sandwich with like 15 cheeses on it and didn't even come close
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Does anyone have a Facebook friend named J'Queesha Mercedes Johnston?
    no he sounds very uppity if you ask me. I had to refuse a FB frind request From peunut butter and Jelly I draw the line at having sandwiches for friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    no he sounds very uppity if you ask me. I had to refuse a FB frind request From peunut butter and Jelly I draw the line at having sandwiches for friends.
    I don't have any of those as friends...I used to have a roll of duct tape as a myspace friend, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Yeah I think he had to eat some sandwich with like 15 cheeses on it and didn't even come close
    yeah he def could not do it.I just kept thinking about the dump he was going to have the next day.

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    hi Mario

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    hi Mario
    how are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I don't need a bunch of disingenuous people wishing me a happy birthday. Then you gotta worry about making sure to wish these same strangers a happy birthday that wished you one I don't have time for all of that. You guys wishing me a happy birthday is differint at least you KNOW me like that.
    i know your birthday mario.
    you just don't turn it off.

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