where should i eat lunch?

[Chriza]

Chriza should replace Adam Richman

I suggested this, and my brutally honest friend said "You're not likeable enough"

[Oderus]

Adam's kind of annoying. I can't watch that show.

[Cheri]

I suggested this, and my brutally honest friend said "You're not likeable enough"

Sounds about right.

[Chriza]

I wanna see a vid of you eating one in 2 bites. That's f'n bullshit.

My typical (drunken) McDonald's order is as follows:

1 Big Mac
1 Large Fry
1 Large Diet Coke
2 Double Cheeseburgers

And that's not even for a challenge

You think some kid's sized cheeseburgers scare me?

[Oderus]

My typical (drunken) McDonald's order is as follows:

1 Big Mac
1 Large Fry
1 Large Diet Coke
2 Double Cheeseburgers

And that's not even for a challenge

You think some kid's sized cheeseburgers scare me?

How are you not 800 pounds? You don't get any exercise do you?

[Chriza]

How are you not 800 pounds? You don't get any exercise do you?

Some, yeah. My job is more physical than you'd expect and I've taken to walking a lot rather than driving to local places.

You have to realize, I eat fast food rarely. That's why, when I do, I go all fucking out.

[Chriza]

I eat fast food maybe once a month

I used to eat it, every single day, no exaggeration

And so Fat Chriza was born

[Cheri]

My typical (drunken) McDonald's order is as follows:

1 Big Mac
1 Large Fry
1 Large Diet Coke
2 Double Cheeseburgers

And that's not even for a challenge

You think some kid's sized cheeseburgers scare me?

All that, and a DIET coke?

[Oderus]

I eat fast food maybe once a month

I used to eat it, every single day, no exaggeration

And so Fat Chriza was born

I see.

[Cheri]

I love when people get diet coke at McDonalds.

[Oderus]

I love when people get diet coke at McDonalds.

I always get diet. I don't like how sweet regular soda is.

[Chriza]

I always get diet. I don't like how sweet regular soda is.

This

I used to drink it just to lose weight but now I strongly prefer it

Regular soda is too thick to me now

[Oderus]

diet soda has a bite to it that I enjoy.

[Oderus]

I'm gonna get me a case of Tab and watch Thrashin' this weekend. Totally 80s.

[Chriza]

I recently discovered Fresca

Fucking delicious

[Oderus]

mmmm....fresca..........

[Cheri]

You fat fucks.

[Oderus]

I'm not fat, cheri.

[Chriza]

I'm only sort of fat

[Cheri]

You are both fat fucks