Kayce Jordan / Courtney Roskop suicide attempt

**AmishGirl** · 01-07-2013, 09:29 AM

Looks like Kayce has attempted suicide again - with a knife this time:

http://www.shabooty.com/2013/01/06/s...ce=twitterfeed

**AmishGirl** · 01-07-2013, 09:30 AM

Here's her Howard Stern appearance:

**MobyDick** · 01-07-2013, 09:30 AM

hot

**SouthernListen** · 01-07-2013, 09:38 AM

1. Who is this?

2. Can we get her and Artie together?

**GaryPuppet** · 01-07-2013, 09:47 AM

Ive rubbed one out to this girl more times than i can count.

**bucketbuddy** · 01-07-2013, 09:51 AM

jesus, <cough>attention whore<cough>

**king october** · 01-07-2013, 10:00 AM

did she slit her throat with a shoehorn?

**killallposers** · 01-07-2013, 10:43 AM

you need to post a good pic of her in a thread like this, so i know whether to care or not.

**itpdude** · 01-07-2013, 10:52 AM

She doesn't really want to die. If she did, a kitchen knife with a nice blade could slit her throat, no problemo.

It's a "cry" for help. . . . or really, attention.

**itpdude** · 01-07-2013, 10:53 AM

Women are such pikers when it comes to suicide. They "attempt" 4 times as much as men but men succeed 4 times as much as women.

In other words, women are drama queens.

**HorsetoothBeth** · 01-07-2013, 11:12 AM

I have a cat scratch on my hand that's worse than that.

**DogStar69** · 01-07-2013, 11:18 AM

Hesitation wounds.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 01-07-2013, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by itpdude

Women are such pikers when it comes to suicide. They "attempt" 4 times as much as men but men succeed 4 times as much as women.

In other words, women are drama queens.

Not true. Men choose much more violent means (gun, knives, etc.) while women are more likely to choose pills which can be successfully counteracted in an E.R.

**Mr Fantastic** · 01-07-2013, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by HorsetoothBeth

I have a cat scratch on my hand that's worse than that.

Experiencing any fever yet?

**nick11** · 01-07-2013, 11:23 AM

how do u choke on blood when u scratch ur neck? dumb bitch...

**DogStar69** · 01-07-2013, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

Looks like Kayce has attempted suicide again - with a knife this time:

Looks like she tried to kill herself with a red sharpie

and who is this bitch anyway.

**Goods** · 01-07-2013, 11:28 AM

Is this the chick with the fat monkey?

**TelegramSam** · 01-07-2013, 11:29 AM

You know, this does bring up an observation (not necessarily a criticism) of the "evolution" of the Stern show. Remember in the 90's, when it was all about strippers coming in, and then slowly Howard brought in the porn stars? At first he always qualified it by saying that he was interested in their story, and didn't necessarily condone everything that the porn industry did and felt bad for a lot of these porn stars because they had psychological issues. Then slowly, I don't know exactly when, that qualification stopped and the show embraced porn in a different way.

Personally, i always have felt there is a line between nude modeling and strippers and porn; I don't think you have anything psychologically wrong to do Playboy, but there's something darker about the porn world. This girl is a perfect example, she's so desperate for attention she'll slit her throat, going even beyond sleeping with people on camera for money. I just wonder what changed, was it Howard's divorce that caused him to no longer have the moral qualms, or did he just stop caring? I'm not sure, just thinking out loud.

Also, the LAST thing Artie needs is to hook up with a stripper/porn star. I love the Baby Gorilla too much to ever want to see him like that (at least Artie had the sense to stab himself somewhere you can cover up with a shirt).