planning a trip to vegas

**Cheri** · 01-07-2013, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

I wonder what Chiva's new av means?

We got an alligator this weekend.

**DrSublux** · 01-07-2013, 09:02 AM

the paris has the best breakfast buffet....just saying

**Schmoopy** · 01-07-2013, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Cheri

We got an alligator this weekend.

Chiva bought some new XXXL Izod's?

**Cheri** · 01-07-2013, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Chiva bought some new XXXL Izod's?

No, he's white.

**DrSublux** · 01-07-2013, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Im going for a funeral directors association meeting/show. They will be serving lunches, but as far as dinner goes i love sushi, thai, middle eastern/Indian, anything spicy. As far as clubs, I'm 36 and not into that scene anymore. Lol just wanna relax , see a show or 2 and eat really well, maybe gamble just a little bit.

how long does it take to cremate someone? I have a funeral home right next to my office and i swear to god they had their burner on for like 4 hours. Dont get me started on the smell. Kind of smokey with a sweet taste, like they were smoking a bologna.

**Cheri** · 01-07-2013, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by DrSublux

how long does it take to cremate someone? I have a funeral home right next to my office and i swear to god they had their burner on for like 4 hours. Dont get me started on the smell. Kind of smokey with a sweet taste, like they were smoking a bologna.

Jesus Doc

**cygnus2112** · 01-07-2013, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by DrSublux

how long does it take to cremate someone? I have a funeral home right next to my office and i swear to god they had their burner on for like 4 hours. Dont get me started on the smell. Kind of smokey with a sweet taste, like they were smoking a bologna.

Different variables. Google it.

**Schmoopy** · 01-07-2013, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Cheri

No, he's white.

You know damn well Chiva pops his Izod's collars.

**Cheri** · 01-07-2013, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

You know damn well Chiva pops his Izod's collars.

He doesn't pop his collars.

**Chiva** · 01-07-2013, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Different variables. Google it.

Do you ever look at embalmed vaginas?

**Chiva** · 01-07-2013, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

You know damn well Chiva pops his Izod's collars.

I only wear tshirts and flip flops.

**Cheri** · 01-07-2013, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Chiva

I only wear tshirts and flip flops.

For the most part, this is true

**Schmoopy** · 01-07-2013, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Im going for a funeral directors association meeting/show. They will be serving lunches, but as far as dinner goes i love sushi, thai, middle eastern/Indian, anything spicy. As far as clubs, I'm 36 and not into that scene anymore. Lol just wanna relax , see a show or 2 and eat really well, maybe gamble just a little bit.

How does a funeral home stay profitable when their business is always dead?

**cygnus2112** · 01-07-2013, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Chiva

Do you ever look at embalmed vaginas?

When i was pre-med i dissected a cow vagina. Actually it was an entire female bovine reproductive system

**cygnus2112** · 01-07-2013, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

How does a funeral home stay profitable when their business is always dead?

Hardy har har lol

**DrSublux** · 01-07-2013, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

How does a funeral home stay profitable when their business is always dead?

I dont get it, the funeral guy just built this place over the last 2 years and spent 2 million and I have only seen one or two funerals held there. I dont know how he stays in business.