Do you ever have to open your butt to let a fart out?

[2Manboobs]

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed on my side, I'll pass gas....But, every now & again, the fart won't be strong enough to escape out into the atmosphere, and winds up trapped in a crevice .. I ultimately wind up having to open my cheeks to let it escape....This is a new phenomena for me. Has this ever happened to you? Have you found a method of rectifying the problem?

[Scott]

I've never had to. But I've chosen to on a few occasions. Sometimes just to be creative.

[GHP]

I keep a turkey baster on the bedstand for just such emergencies

[2Manboobs]

I keep a turkey baster on the bedstand for just such emergencies

I'm hoping I can avoid such extreme measures.... That seems like a lot of work

[GHP]

I'm hoping I can avoid such extreme measures.... That seems like a lot of work

It's a two man job so you do need assistance

[2Manboobs]

I've never had to. But I've chosen to on a few occasions. Sometimes just to be creative.

While that method can make it sound like a muffled duck, I'm simply looking for seamless, efficient gas passing.... I've got better things to do than to get involved with Creative Farting

[Scott]

While that method can make it sound like a muffled duck, I'm simply looking for seamless, efficient gas passing.... I've got better things to do than to get involved with Creative Farting

My wife and I are constantly coming up with new and creative ways to fart at eachother. At our age we need to keep it exciting.