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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    "A Weekend with Spazz"
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    "I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice

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    Poor Jim can't afford to have strangers evacuate his dad.


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    I keep reading all of these harsh reviews about how ridiculously bad the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie is and I am thinking I will have to go see it for myself just to see if its just truly bad or "so bad its good".
    Oh My...Woof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    I blame those violent video games.
    Oh My...Woof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post
    Maybe a shower.
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    Goat boy again, huh? Let me guess who's comin in tomorrow, Joan Rivers right?
    close, tracy Morgan
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    "I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    Goat boy again, huh? Let me guess who's comin in tomorrow, Joan Rivers right?
    Eddie Murphy's brother
    "I AM DAWGS LISTENING THREAD JUDGE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anfkid View Post
    lmao i scrolled to the right it was like a pop up book reveal. thats fucking funny
    The original.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post
    Poor Jim can't afford to have strangers evacuate his dad.
    at least he wanted to help his father.

    Howard let his parents go dumpster diving for the first few days after Superstorm Sandy...allegedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anfkid View Post
    i think i have the BEST kidney doctor. he actually pioneered the procedure for laparoscopic nephrectomy. he's head of urology for LIJ and Lenox Hill. but i still dont think new york is the end all. i just got real lucky because my uncle is friends with him.
    Great thing you had him! My mother was actually in a surgery training video when she had multiple myeloma. Her bones had become so brittle that they had to put rods in her femurs. Instead of putting half in at the knee and half in at the hip and fastening them in the middle. They used one continuous rod in at the hip. I even got to see the tool list that the surgeon used.

    They used the same tool to put that rod in that I used for years to pull dents out of a car. Yup! They beat it in there with a slide hammer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Madipuppy View Post
    it's not allergies?
    No, I don't have allergies and have never had sinus problems. Doesn't always happen, but when it does, its the first thing in the morning. Then it quits after a few minutes.

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    Again with the Joe Pesci show
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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    "A Weekend with Spazz"
    Fuck that. I'd have to go outside...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    No, I don't have allergies and have never had sinus problems. Doesn't always happen, but when it does, its the first thing in the morning. Then it quits after a few minutes.
    I get allergies and my eyes tear and get very itchy. It's not old age, yet
    "I AM DAWGS LISTENING THREAD JUDGE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustAddWater View Post
    But ya can't touch em'
    that is a fair deal.

    not one of those 1 second flashes though. i learned young that you have to be very specific with you females or you take advantage of our inability to say no to boobs.

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    Howard being a straight man

    "what are you doing Joe Pesci"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madipuppy View Post
    Again with the Joe Pesci show
    Same exact interview as last year without the Dave Chappelle stories
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    "I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    at least he wanted to help his father.


    He's a great guy. Howard doesn't understand that .


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    Howard: "The show(AGT) will grow". - 6:50am 5/16/12
    Howard: "NBC is Happy!" "100Million will watch". 7:35am 5/21/12

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    The old guy's right. His Pesce sucks and so does Howard...

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