I support Dawg's Saloon policy of affirmative action for female posters

[Lucky Pierre]

In terms of the quality/entertainment value of their posts, the average female poster delivers this (metaphorically speaking):











yet... because they are female..... our policy, which I support 100%, is to react like their posts are really...













I would just like to say publically and for the record this is the right thing to do and for the greater good.

[Lucky Pierre]

[gwartney]

I went to costco yesterday. No issues at all.

[GHP]

Self-hating white man how unique

[dinkus mayhem]

pitfall was a awesome game bro.

[The Gas Face]

That dude in the red spandex has a huge package.

[Smell Muhfinger]

I see what you saying.

[Mr. Clutch]

Iron Mike Sharpe was gangsta yo

[Bye You!]

who gets french fries at Luger's?

you get home fries.

[Gomez]

so the taint is actually the perineum (?)
I never knew that

[gwartney]

That dude in the red spandex has a huge package.

Made me look!

[dinkus mayhem]

so the taint is actually the perineum (?)
I never knew that

i heard a nurse talk about doing peri-cares. i didn't know she meant she was rubbing someone's taint.

[Popeye Saavedra]

What's wrong with Jm J. Bullock?

[deidler]

pitfall was a awesome game bro.

ET was the worst

[deidler]

[Tigger Please]

I would like some exhibits of what is considered optimum male posting. That way we, the marginalized female poster population, will be able to examine and emulate the acceptable standard of sentence structure, syntax, and overall thematic quality.

[Scott]

I would like some exhibits of what is considered optimum male posting. That way we, the marginalized female poster population, will be able to examine and emulate the acceptable standard of sentence structure, syntax, and overall thematic quality.

That post was better than Pitfall.

[TonyJax]

Self-hating white man how unique

[Lucky Pierre]

I would like some exhibits of what is considered optimum male posting. That way we, the marginalized female poster population, will be able to examine and emulate the acceptable standard of sentence structure, syntax, and overall thematic quality.

that's the beauty! as a female (if you are one) you don't have to worry about that. start a thread saying something like, "I think I prefer my cat over my husband" with only "lol" in the first message and you've got a 200+ thread

done.

[bobtraw]

that's the beauty! as a female (if you are one) you don't have to worry about that. start a thread saying something like, "I think I prefer my cat over my husband" with only "lol" in the first message and you've got a 200+ thread

done.

Do you have to be considered "sexy" by all of the mutants here to get 200+ posts, Pierre?