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  1. 01-06-2013, 07:29 PM #1
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    Has Beth hit menopause yet?

    What age do women start to get it? 45? I'm sure Howie is counting down the months.
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  2. 01-06-2013, 07:40 PM #2
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    He still afraid of vagina germs.
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    Usually there's the "peri-menopause" phase that harkens the beginning of menopause and that most commonly starts sometime around the mid-forties to early fifties...but being that Beth is perfect and never even takes a dump, I'm sure she'll never pass through menopause.
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  4. 01-06-2013, 07:43 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    He still afraid of vagina germs.
    My mom went through hers around 54. I believe women can go through menopause anywhere between around 40 and 60. The average is about 51.
    Have derision, will travel
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  5. 01-06-2013, 08:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by itpdude View Post
    My mom went through hers around 54. I believe women can go through menopause anywhere between around 40 and 60. The average is about 51.
    You are correct.
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  6. 01-07-2013, 05:35 AM #6
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    She have frozen a bunch of eggs.
    Every time she and Howard have "sex" she jumps to the toilet to try to fish up the used condom.

    This is also why Howard don't want blow jobs from Beth. She would save the sperm...

    Who in the world is married and have condoms locked into a secret safe? A safe thats is 500 foot from the bedroom? How paranoid is Howard?

    I pray that Beth gets a spawn with Howard and that she divorce him and take all money...
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  7. 01-07-2013, 05:58 AM #7
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    I wish she would hit the glue factory rather than menopause
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  8. 01-07-2013, 06:36 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    She have frozen a bunch of eggs.
    Every time she and Howard have "sex" she jumps to the toilet to try to fish up the used condom.

    This is also why Howard don't want blow jobs from Beth. She would save the sperm...

    Who in the world is married and have condoms locked into a secret safe? A safe thats is 500 foot from the bedroom? How paranoid is Howard?

    I pray that Beth gets a spawn with Howard and that she divorce him and take all money...
    If Howard is so worried about knocking her up, why doesn't he just get snipped?

    Dude is waaaaaay too old to be a father again, and so is BethO. The odds of a Downs Syndrome baby would be through the roof!
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  9. 01-07-2013, 06:40 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by kicksave7 View Post
    Usually there's the "peri-menopause" phase that harkens the beginning of menopause and that most commonly starts sometime around the mid-forties to early fifties...but being that Beth is perfect and never even takes a dump, I'm sure she'll never pass through menopause.
    beth will be forever young......
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  10. 01-07-2013, 06:45 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    She have frozen a bunch of eggs.
    Every time she and Howard have "sex" she jumps to the toilet to try to fish up the used condom.

    This is also why Howard don't want blow jobs from Beth. She would save the sperm...

    Who in the world is married and have condoms locked into a secret safe? A safe thats is 500 foot from the bedroom? How paranoid is Howard?

    I pray that Beth gets a spawn with Howard and that she divorce him and take all money...
    see details to the left!
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  11. 01-07-2013, 06:48 AM #11
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    only question is can you sue for child support if you use the frozen zygote and implant into a surrogate(post split, but pre divorce). Pretty sure yes! Mommy will get 65-70% plus child support, but no alimony
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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    beth will be forever young......
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  13. 01-07-2013, 02:41 PM #13
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    frozen embryo + half dead sperm from a 60 year old man contained in a used condom = wackpacker
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    seriously...married and using fckn condoms!?!?! what is this High School?
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    Nacho better get busy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    What age do women start to get it? 45? I'm sure Howie is counting down the months.
    After 40 things start heading toward menopause. I think the average age of onset is 50.
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  17. 01-07-2013, 04:06 PM #17
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    She better save her eggs then
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