She says that her home is in the Hamptons.
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Most of us would consider a $25 million dollar penthouse apartment home.

Howard Stern: We were just taking pictures. I'm practicing, I'm learning how to work my camera. So I took some and she said "Submit them to Hampton's Magazine, so it's very nice. But the problem is, if I known it was a cover...
She hasn't seen Howard for a week and now she avoided him again by going to the Hampton house? They won't see each other for 10 days. Howard always said he needed a woman to be there for him. He must be miseraboe with his choice in brides.
I think your first guess was the correct one.
People make time for what they want to make time for, they have the means to make anything happen, and she's basically unemployed. She could easily be joined to his girlie hip if she wanted.
It takes actual coordinated effort to avoid Howard as much as she does. And I'm sure she only spends time with him when it's around movie premieres, parties, and other red carpet events.
It's funny to think that Howard married her to boost his ego. He must feel like a half a nickel waiting for change when she gets off the plane and makes a beeline for the Hamptons, when he sees that she clearly loves her pets more than she loves him, and when he notices her affections rise and fall depending on if he's recently taken her somewhere or bought her something.
Do you think she has the guts to txt him that she misses him when she's out in the Hamptons and he's in the city, or do you think she's too scared of him actually coming out there on the spur of the moment, or sending a car or helicopter for her?
And how long of a car ride is it, off-hours, from NYC to Chimney Manor? It's under an hour, isn't it?!?
His fans were suckers for buying the "revolution", but he's an even bigger one; at least his fans got fucked!
Who finances a whore without getting the actual "whore" part?!?
She's not a lover, she's not a friend.........................she's a high-maintenance, ungrateful daughter; a retarded Veruca Salt that he actually chose to have in his life.
I really, really hope Howard is gay and enjoying a closeted gay-lifestyle, because the alternative is almost too pathetic for words.
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
Hamptons to NYC is about a three hour drive
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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25sDoug Tobin @dougtobin13
@SternFanMutt I guess that sucks that @howardstern & @bethsternhave separated.
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31sDoug Tobin @dougtobin13
@BethStern have you and @howardstern made the separation official yet?
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5mDoug Tobin @dougtobin13
@SternFanMutt I guess that sucks that @howardstern & @bethsternhave separated.
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someone please tweet beth that if she died, that cat would literally eat her face
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