Why doesn't Beth poop?

[Bye You!]

Honest to god I had tears rolling down my cheeks. My wife yelled up the stairs that I was sick for laughing at the poor guy

i didn't think i would laugh, but halfway through Monk was like "what are you laughing at?" and i was like "where do I begin?"

The elastic ankled vomit-filled pants got me.

he's got some wife. But please tell me he threw the old clothes away.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Bye could kill a mid-sized farm animal with her farts.

True Story.

Poor Monkey. U should fling ur poo at her next time she lets one loose. That'll teach her

[Bye You!]

Poor Monkey. U should fling ur poo at her next time she lets one loose. That'll teach her

i have no idea what you two are talking about

[Vashier]

i didn't think i would laugh, but halfway through Monk was like "what are you laughing at?" and i was like "where do I begin?"

The elastic ankled vomit-filled pants got me.

he's got some wife. But please tell me he threw the old clothes away.

Oh he sounds like the type that defiantly kept them. Going to the all you can eat for macaroni and beef night? In sweat pants no less. The mental image he painted was priceless. He put Tim Sabean to shame. That guy knows how to shit up a bathroom

[Bye You!]

Oh he sounds like the type that defiantly kept them. Going to the all you can eat for macaroni and beef night? In sweat pants no less. The mental image he painted was priceless. He put Tim Sabean to shame. That guy knows how to shit up a bathroom

if something like that ever happened to me, i don't think i would ever come out of the bathroom. ever.

[Winst]

I've had the emergency poop and vomit at the same exact time thing happen to me twice.

The first time it was totally strange, awkward and unexpected...but come the second time/event...I had some prior experience
under my belt and it all went down much smoother...err..well..so to speak.


I also have a few good tales about having no choice but to let one go during some strange circumstances.
One involved the scene of a crime...which is a great story that I will never tell outside of highly trusted company.
It's a case of truth being stranger than fiction..times ten.

...and one really amusing story involved a somewhat long and highly overextended "observation situation" that went to all hell because of a super
sexy redhead that had put her sports car up for sale.
Damn that story makes me laugh..but at the time it wasn't so amusing...even though it really was.

[Thelma]

Just a somewhat "strange" rumor.

BethO sometimes poops in the tub while bathing.

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I have thought it strange when Howard has said Beth will take more than one bath a day - that would explain it!! But eww!

[peterfonda]

Every living thing, from elephants to trees, shits in one form or another. No exceptions. Like the other poster said, Howard is a fucking liar.