Why doesn't Beth poop?

[Hateman]

She anorexic?

[MutteringJohn]

She's the Elvis Presley of Goldiggers.

[Spazzmatazz]

Because she and Howard are goddamn liars. Next question...

[GaryPuppet]

[DICKWAD]

Because she and Howard are goddamn liars. Next question...

Well , that was a short thread.

[Nurse Remulak]

I was on a backpacking trip once and we had come out of the bush after 5 days. There ahead of us was a double outhouse and a water pump beside the trail. A few people were there doing their business and filling their water bottles. Well I had to piss so I went into the outhouse.. and whoever was in the other side was BOMBING THE FUCKING HO CHI MIN TRAIL!!! My fucking god it sounded like 20 B-52 bombers were lighting it up. I had to cover my mouth with my shirt because I started to fucking laugh. It was really something.

Well I finished and went to the water pump to wash up. My buddies were there and I told them what had just happened. I said I HAD TO wait and see who came out of the other outhouse. After about 2 minutes the door swings open and this really fucking hot blonde walks out. I have never looked at women the same way since.

True story.

[GaryPuppet]

I was on a backpacking trip once and we had come out of the bush after 5 days. There ahead of us was a double outhouse and a water pump beside the trail. A few people were there doing their business and filling their water bottles. Well I had to piss so I went into the outhouse.. and whoever was in the other side was BOMBING THE FUCKING HO CHI MIN TRAIL!!! My fucking god it sounded like 20 B-52 bombers were lighting it up. I had to cover my mouth with my shirt because I started to fucking laugh. It was really something.

Well I finished and went to the water pump to wash up. My buddies were there and I told them what had just happened. I said I HAD TO wait and see who came out of the other outhouse. After about 2 minutes the door swings open and this really fucking hot blonde walks out. I have never looked at women the same way since.

True story.

LOL, now thats a funny story!

You think she destroyed worse than Tim Sabean?

[Hateman]

I was on a backpacking trip once and we had come out of the bush after 5 days. There ahead of us was a double outhouse and a water pump beside the trail. A few people were there doing their business and filling their water bottles. Well I had to piss so I went into the outhouse.. and whoever was in the other side was BOMBING THE FUCKING HO CHI MIN TRAIL!!! My fucking god it sounded like 20 B-52 bombers were lighting it up. I had to cover my mouth with my shirt because I started to fucking laugh. It was really something.

Well I finished and went to the water pump to wash up. My buddies were there and I told them what had just happened. I said I HAD TO wait and see who came out of the other outhouse. After about 2 minutes the door swings open and this really fucking hot blonde walks out. I have never looked at women the same way since.

True story.

good story bro

[eliasbboy]

[eliasbboy]

[Lou Skunt]

Because she and Howard are goddamn liars. Next question...

+1 on the liars. I am sure she can lay a big log at will. Nothing about her is lady like and Howard is a dumbass for thinking that we would believe otherwise. I bet she shits logs that the maid has to break apart with a coat hanger in order to get them down the toilet.

[eliasbboy]

[Nurse Remulak]

LOL, now thats a funny story!

You think she destroyed worse than Tim Sabean?

I swear to fucking god.. It was insane! It sounded like HELL ON EARTH. I was laughing so hard and biting my shirt so I wouldn't insult whomever was dying out-their-ass next door. When the blonde walked out I couldn't believe it. She was very hot. I see women in a different light now. Can't even imagine the fucking massive wet sloppy H-BOMBS Robin must drop in her gold-plated shitter.

[Nurse Remulak]

[Hateman]

I bet she uses Howies baby wet wipes too

[Spazzmatazz]

You really REALLY need to make her launch off of that toilet, elias...

[Wonder Trash]

I bet she uses Howies baby wet wipes too

Considering what a greasy mess Howard's hair looks like at times, I'm willing to bet that Beth wipes her ass with Howard's wig.

[FSFN]

The audience pretty much shit themselves when that pic went up on the Ellen show.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

I was on a backpacking trip once and we had come out of the bush after 5 days. There ahead of us was a double outhouse and a water pump beside the trail. A few people were there doing their business and filling their water bottles. Well I had to piss so I went into the outhouse.. and whoever was in the other side was BOMBING THE FUCKING HO CHI MIN TRAIL!!! My fucking god it sounded like 20 B-52 bombers were lighting it up. I had to cover my mouth with my shirt because I started to fucking laugh. It was really something.

Well I finished and went to the water pump to wash up. My buddies were there and I told them what had just happened. I said I HAD TO wait and see who came out of the other outhouse. After about 2 minutes the door swings open and this really fucking hot blonde walks out. I have never looked at women the same way since.

True story.

I know what u mean. I used to date this hot Irish chick with long reddish-brown hair. She was gorgeous. One Sunday morning after breakfast she falls asleep in my arms as we lay on the couch. I'm looking down at her sleeping so peacefully and admiring her beauty when all of the sudden she starts ripping ass like a fucking machine gun going off. I laid there mortified having never heard sounds like that come out of a woman, much less a hot one. I never looked at her the same again. It was a big turn off, we broke up soon after.

[Mr. Potato Head]

She anorexic?

With all of the shit that comes out of her mouth, there's nothing that makes it to her asshole. By asshole, I mean Howard of course.