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    guys, did your wife become more attractive...

    after she put on 40 pounds, got cellulite an stretch marks and saggy tits, got her hair cut short and stopped wearing make-up because it's easier, decided that, just like the rest of her friends, she has fibromyalgia and is always hurting, wears sweatpants all weekend long because she likes being comfortable, decided that it is ok to fart around you, stopped giving you blowjobs, started bitching about how she's smarter than everyone else at work (or, alternatively, decided that she wants to be a stay at home mom even though the kids are 17 years old), and leaves her yeast infection medicine on the bathroom sink?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Just email bobtraw's husband. No need to make a thread about it.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    wifes are all like "oh i think something bad happened when i was a kid. i need xanax and hydrocodone."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    I'm glad I don't have that cliche wife. Far from it.
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    wifes are all like "oh i think something bad happened when i was a kid. i need xanax and hydrocodone."
    ok
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    I'm sure Elias has an opinion about this.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    after she put on 40 pounds, got cellulite an stretch marks and saggy tits, got her hair cut short and stopped wearing make-up because it's easier, decided that, just like the rest of her friends, she has fibromyalgia and is always hurting, wears sweatpants all weekend long because she likes being comfortable, decided that it is ok to fart around you, stopped giving you blowjobs, started bitching about how she's smarter than everyone else at work (or, alternatively, decided that she wants to be a stay at home mom even though the kids are 17 years old), and leaves her yeast infection medicine on the bathroom sink?
    I finished in my pants.
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    mojo is a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    I finished in my pants.
    That's hot.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    My wife actually asked me to help her insert her anti-nausea/pain suppositories after her breast enlargement surgery....This was three weeks after she started forgetting to flush her tampons ...... That was the beginning of the end.

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    i wish i had the 20 year old version of my wife again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I'm sure Elias has an opinion about this.
    He'll make you a pen with San Quentin's colors
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    i wish i had the 20 year old version of my wife again
    So she could leave you for a hotter, younger guy?
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    So she could leave you for a hotter, younger guy?
    we were 20 when we got married. i was the hot younger guy
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    My girl is fit as fuck , better shape than when we started .

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    He'll make you a pen with San Quentin's colors
    Now that you mention it, I should ask him to make a Blood In, Blood Out pen. I'm not kidding either.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOXXXONE View Post
    My girl is fit as fuck , better shape than when we started .
    But are you married to her?
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Marriage isn't even a thought in my world.
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    mojo is a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    once she started banging the blaek pool boy? I dunno, better ask Shiv.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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