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    Staff discusses sal's roast of beth


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    Haha thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinsLapBand View Post
    Part 1 of 2



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    Fixed the video's for ya.

    I can't stand Beth. She is so fucking horrible in every way.

    Sal is the man. I laughed so hard when he made the horse sound and she hung up.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Sal is the best thing on the show. Too bad they pulled back the reins on him (no pun intended).
    Last edited by Sharkboy; 01-06-2013 at 10:29 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkboy View Post
    Sal is the best thing on the show. Too bad they pulled back the reins on him
    Amen..

    He is the only one that is crazy enough to do fun stuff...

    Sal should sit in the "Artie chari" with a Sirius performer contract = untouchable by Stern. Then he could do horse jokes about Beth 24/7.
    Sorry for my bad grammar. I am a non-English retard.

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    Artie has a point. It is OK to call Sal's wife a cunt and to wish his kids AIDS.

    But why would you make fun of the beautiful Beth-O?

    She's Amaaaaaazing.

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    awwwwww poor beff

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    Here is Howard, Sal, Artie, & the gang, discussing Beth's edict that Sal not be invited to the wedding:




    It's interesting that Howard said that every time Sal's name is brought up, Beth goes crazy.

    Listen to these hypocritical kiss-asses. How much has Howard talked shit about the show wives?! He single-handily turned his listeners against Gary's wife (for gee, wanting her husband to be an active part of their kids' life). Beth got harmless little one-liners, and acts like the biggest whiny bitch.

    I forget how much she's contributed to the show being absolutely ruined. It's disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinsLapBand View Post
    Beth is just nauseating in this. "Why me, why does it have to be me?!" How many women has your husband randomly attacked, honey? And you both certainly cashed in on all of those checks that came from that.

    I love how condescending she is when she's "complimenting" Sal. He's "cute, and he's heartbreaking."

    I love how she's as big of a liar as Howard is too. She starts by claiming they have each others email addresses for when they do favors for each other. Then later admits that it was really Sal just doing a favor for her.

    Funny that Howard mentions that Beth reads to him every email Sal sends. Two mean girls, I bet.

    The Beth goes for the sympathy card, saying that she has a complex about her looks. I remember Howard ragging on known bulimic, Katherine McPhee, for her weight. The women on The View brought this up, and Howard defended himself, again saying that she was fat and she needed to lose some pounds. Vapid Beth chimed in and that "yeah, she looks great now!" (after she had slimmed down after Howard's comments). No concern about the complex Howard may have been giving to a woman that actually suffers from bulimia.

    She sits there and talks a ton of shit with Howard, I'm sure of it. Howard has said before that he's gone to dinner with her & a friend, and "not a nice word was said about anyone."

    The "poor little girl" act is so gross, especially considering the way her husband, and probably her, talk about everyone else. Remember her calling Richard Christy "gross" to his face?

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    Beth's White Carpet

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    Sal's the greatest. He & RIchard should just do their own show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous View Post
    Must see HTV- Beth horseface joke: 5:45 to 6:20.

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    I like that Artie keeps inadvertently agreeing that Beff looks like a horse with his excuse that it was ok to call Sals kids gay at the roast because it was obviously untrue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    I laughed so hard when he made the horse sound and she hung up.
    Right after she hangs up Howard says "She's very sensitive about that," pretty much confirming that she's aware that her face is a little horsey.
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