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  1. 01-07-2013, 08:22 PM #1
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    ohhhhhhh mannnnnn......

    I gotta go to a funeral tomorrow.

    It's never a festive event, and I have nothing to wear - and my BF is melting at the seams, and I don't know what to do, and they won't let me help.

    Almost as bad as weddings, I swear.
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  2. 01-07-2013, 08:23 PM #2
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    just be cool everyone, this is a robbery.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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  6. 01-07-2013, 08:24 PM #6
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    i mean, just be cool. there's not much you can do to help with their grief except just chill out an give hugs.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Slippy wear something really tight and look hot. It will help all the men at the funeral who are feeling sad and shit. It will take their minds off their grief.
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  9. 01-07-2013, 08:26 PM #9
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  10. 01-07-2013, 08:27 PM #10
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    you don't have a pair of dark slacks and a top?
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  11. 01-07-2013, 08:28 PM #11
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    Is it Nessies? She's was deaded.
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  12. 01-07-2013, 08:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    you don't have a pair of dark slacks and a top?
    Christmas was rough. I put on a good 8 lbs. My dress pants give me a muffin top right now.

    I always put on weight in the winter (I think it's a Canadian thing, self-preservation via fat) - but no, I have no darks slacks that fit me right now. I think I'm going to have to go with a dress, which will force me to wear some slutty boots. Goddamnit. ALL MY BOOTS ARE SLUTTY.
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  13. 01-07-2013, 08:31 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caster Fly View Post
    Is it Nessies? She's was deaded.
    *gasp*

    Tell me you're lying. They wouldn't dead Neesie...........WOULD THEY???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caster Fly View Post
    Is it Nessies? She's was deaded.
    Thought she was crossbarred?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    *gasp*

    Tell me you're lying. They wouldn't dead Neesie...........WOULD THEY???
    I think she's just in the Crossbar.
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  16. 01-07-2013, 08:33 PM #16
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  17. 01-07-2013, 08:34 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    I think she's just in the Crossbar.
    What happened? She's been so quiet recently.
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  18. 01-07-2013, 08:34 PM #18
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    Do they not show in the user list when crossbared?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Christmas was rough. I put on a good 8 lbs. My dress pants give me a muffin top right now.

    I always put on weight in the winter (I think it's a Canadian thing, self-preservation via fat) - but no, I have no darks slacks that fit me right now. I think I'm going to have to go with a dress, which will force me to wear some slutty boots. Goddamnit. ALL MY BOOTS ARE SLUTTY.
    I'm sure you'll look fine whatever you wear, I hate funerals myself. You're friend will appreciate you being there, more so in the coming weeks than tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
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    Hush up. The big people are talking.
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