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  1. 01-05-2013, 04:41 PM #1
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    The Holidays With Wingy *Instagram-free pics*

    Hello Boys and Girls!

    For those of you who are bored and/or shunning the world, I have some terrible pics from my phone that not even lame Instagram filters could fix.
    Sidenote on Instagram: Just because you use it, does not mean you are now a professional fucking photographer. Stop posting that terrible shit all over Facebook and get a real camera or do Photoshop.

    The journey begins with Christmas.
    I made my Twin, Evil Monkey, a flying fire-breathing monster to scare away her nightmares but I think it's adorable and if I was a nightmare, I would hug it.



    Would post super cute pics of my nephew with the HUGE dog I got him but I sense pedobear lurking.

    Wingy The Red-Nosed Stoner


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  2. 01-05-2013, 04:43 PM #2
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    Which brings me to Arizona for New Year's
    I didn't take many pics because my phone died at the wrong times.
    Here is me bout to leave:



    Had a beautiful flight there with a gorgeous view of the full moon above the clouds and wrote my first mile-high haiku...Which is totally what I should have named it!



    I then spend the night at my cousin's house which won Worst Shower Of 2012.





    For New Year's Eve I made jello shots.
    Hollowed-out strawberries filled with mango jello spiked with coconut vodka and topped with whipped cream and dark chocolate shavings. Beat that, Franzipanties!



    After we ate all the shots, me and 2 friends went to downtown Phoenix and ended up at Monarch or some shit right at midnight. We got our shots right after the countdown and when our bartender was finished making out with some broad.
    The music was ok, so I wiggled a lil, but mostly just watched people.


    Several drinks and a few bowls later...



    The good news is that I made it to my hotel room.
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  3. 01-05-2013, 04:43 PM #3
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  4. 01-05-2013, 04:49 PM #4
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    You're cute.

    I write sometimes as well, we should trade ideas
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  5. 01-05-2013, 04:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    tits or GTFO
    Wrong thread jackass.
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    You're cute.

    I write sometimes as well, we should trade ideas
    PM me any time. I used to write things that rhymed, but haikus are more fun.


    Oh, my Halloween Haiku rhymed, actually.

    Knock knock trick or treat
    Sticky candy sure smells sweet
    brains now zombie meat.

    I was trimming weed at the time.
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  6. 01-05-2013, 04:56 PM #6
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    Show us your tits ho
    It is all we care about
    Not your stupid trip
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  7. 01-05-2013, 04:58 PM #7
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    Thanks for sharing, nice pics.
    The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
    There are birds out on the sidewalk
    And a valet at the door
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  8. 01-05-2013, 05:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    tits or gtfo
    this
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  9. 01-05-2013, 05:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    tits or GTFO
    THIS

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    tits or GTFO
    This

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    tits or GTFO
    This

    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
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    This

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  10. 01-05-2013, 05:03 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
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    And This
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  11. 01-05-2013, 05:03 PM #11
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    Wingy! Happy new Christmas Holiday Year!

    Good to hear from ya. I'm on the phone so I haven't seen the pics yet but I'll peak later.

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  12. 01-05-2013, 05:03 PM #12
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    Some great points being brought up my Zhukov and BearScat
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    Picture thread

    What exactly is a Haiku? I always think of the wrestler whenever I hear that term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Some great points being brought up my Zhukov and BearScat
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    Wrong thread jackasses.
    Got to know where to look. Not my fault yer stupid and missed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Got to know where to look. Not my fault yer stupid and missed it.
    I am lazy
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    Wing is a good looking woman.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post
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    What exactly is a Haiku? I always think of the wrestler whenever I hear that term.

    Dungeon of Doom bitches
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  18. 01-05-2013, 05:08 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Wingy! Happy new Christmas Holiday Year!

    Good to hear from ya. I'm on the phone so I haven't seen the pics yet but I'll peak later.

    Sup, Elias!
    They are nothin special.
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    What exactly is a Haiku? I always think of the wrestler whenever I hear that term.

    Syllables: First line 5
    second line 7
    third line 5

    You want the first line to be an attention grabber, the 2nd to be story and the 3rd to bring it all together...or some shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    I am lazy
    Sorry. Stupid AND lazy.
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