Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
I believe that whatever sound the woman makes when pushing out the baby, is what the name the kids
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my partner and I arrested an urban dweller once, his name was T-A-M-A-L-E. I asked, "how do you pronounce that?" UD replied, "Toe-male." But he spelled it Tamale...
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"I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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