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    I spend most of the day masturbating to the obituaries and then I laugh.


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    Jimmy crack corn... TonyJax's Avatar
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    I hope you live in North Dakota till you are 223 years old.

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    You're so cute Unca.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Good evening. This thread is a riot!

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    Betty was hot
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Betty Crocker wasn't a real person, btw, so that makes the cruddy fake obituary even cruddier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    Betty was hot
    Even Jack Goff is looking at her and saying, "Dat ass."

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