Ladies did your husband become MORE attractive ....

[Reggae Mistress]

what's he look like now?

The same, just no sexy uniform

[GHP]

The same, just no sexy uniform

Buy him one

[zhukov]

The same, just no sexy uniform

can he still fit in it?

[gilaet]

Buy him one

With a supporter for his saggy balls.

[GHP]

With a supporter for his saggy balls.

codpiece

[Vyb]

Mrs. Vyb tells me I'm better looking than when we got married, but we sure fuck a whole lot less.

[Reggae Mistress]

can he still fit in it?

It might be a little big on him now.

[zhukov]

Mrs. Vyb tells me I'm better looking than when we got married, but we sure fuck a whole lot less.

better check the Verizon bill

[zhukov]

It might be a little big on him now.

he got smaller?

that's not the way it usually works

[kelliejean]

Did he mean [B]Couldn't[B] see his dick anymore?

[Vyb]

better check the Verizon bill

For what, her phone calls to Neiman Marcus?

[2Manboobs]

after you gave birth to his children and his hair began to fall out or BEFORE you gave birth to his children and his balls began to sag? Or was it after his gut got so huge he could see his dick anymore ?

After seeing his wife knocked up for 9 months (with all the moodiness & disturbing bodily noises that go along with it), what's the incentive to stay fit?? ...Her body's clearly destroyed

[zhukov]

For what, her phone calls to Neiman Marcus?

you are fucked

[GHP]

Mrs. Vyb tells me I'm better looking than when we got married, but we sure fuck a whole lot less.

Mr G always tells people I, "look better today than the day I met her," then he busts out laughing

fucker

[Satori Brah]

what are some of the real deal breakers for women when they've been with a guy for a long time:

bald? too hairy? too fat? too boring? bad in bed? shitty job? dresses like a dork? drinks too much?

[Reggae Mistress]

he got smaller?

that's not the way it usually works

He was an offensive lineman who ate like a fiend to keep weight on. He would lose weight every summer until he left for camp, then bulk up again.

[Reggae Mistress]

After seeing his wife knocked up for 9 months (with all the moodiness & disturbing bodily noises that go along with it), what's the incentive to stay fit?? ...Her body's clearly destroyed

Not necessarily

[zhukov]

what are some of the real deal breakers for women when they've been with a guy for a long time:

bald? too hairy? too fat? too boring? bad in bed? shitty job? dresses like a dork? drinks too much?

in spite of all of that, the alternative is worse for them

[zhukov]

He was an offensive lineman who ate like a fiend to keep weight on. He would lose weight every summer until he left for camp, then bulk up again.

well you are lucky most OL's get way fatter after they hang it up

[Satori Brah]

in spite of all of that, the alternative is worse for them

finding a new one?