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    Ladies did your husband become MORE attractive ....

    after you gave birth to his children and his hair began to fall out or BEFORE you gave birth to his children and his balls began to sag? Or was it after his gut got so huge he could see his dick anymore ?

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    Take that Moobs!
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    pow!
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    I think it was after i started making shitloads of money.
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    This is in response to the ragged-out vagine thread, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    This is in response to the ragged-out vagine thread, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    This is in response to the ragged-out vagine thread, eh?
    The funny thing is that in the end, guys can get away with getting old.

    It's a man's world, baby.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Or.....did your wife become more attractive after she gained 300 lbs during pregnancy, or did you fall in love with her all over again after she became a useless cunt who spends all her time on the couch eating Ding Dongs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Or.....did your wife become more attractive after she gained 300 lbs during pregnancy, or did you fall in love with her all over again after she became a useless cunt who spends all her time on the couch eating Ding Dongs?
    I smell mad
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    I smell mad
    I smell reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Or.....did your wife become more attractive after she gained 300 lbs during pregnancy, or did you fall in love with her all over again after she became a useless cunt who spends all her time on the couch eating Ding Dongs?
    Ahh, the source of your cuntiness is emerging, my angry friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Or.....did your wife become more attractive after she gained 300 lbs during pregnancy, or did you fall in love with her all over again after she became a useless cunt who spends all her time on the couch eating Ding Dongs?
    Ding Dongs no longer exist.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Ding Dongs no longer exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    don't worry, Bimbo will make them and call them Zing Zongs or some shit
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    don't worry, Bimbo will make them and call them Zing Zongs or some shit
    Bimbo made Dulce de Leche generic twinkies many years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    I'm more attracted to my husband now than I've ever been. He has this sexy salt and pepper thing going on with his hair, and his balls were always big and saggy so that's nothing new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    I'm more attracted to my husband now than I've ever been. He has this sexy salt and pepper thing going on with his hair, and his balls were always big and saggy so that's nothing new.
    too much info, but thanks

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