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    Did your wifes meat-curtains become more pronounced after childbirth ??

    If so, how have you been able to combat the desire to not go near her mess anymore??



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    I almost choked on my mouthful of food when I opened this thread.

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    messy meat curtains make it hotter dummy
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    messy meat curtains make it hotter dummy


    Last edited by 2Manboobs; 01-05-2013 at 07:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    I almost choked on my mouthful of food when I opened this thread.
    I often have the same reaction when I'm presented with hanging vagina meat

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    such a mess but I don't see you throwing anyone out of your bed

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    The nurse was a union sister and hooked up a few extra stitches for me.
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    All of our friends are having kids and there is all kinds of crap they dont tell you about like pooping all over the place while giving birth to postpartum depression. My buddy told me his wifes vag feels like her asshole now, tight in the front where they sewed her back up and cant feel shit after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyJesus View Post
    All of our friends are having kids and there is all kinds of crap they dont tell you about like pooping all over the place while giving birth to postpartum depression. My buddy told me his wifes vag feels like her asshole now, tight in the front where they sewed her back up and cant feel shit after that.
    that's such a myth


    unless he has the tinyest dick ever, the puss pretty much goes back to where it was
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post



    pussy is pussy
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    Moar threads about shit stat.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by joyceface View Post
    such a mess but I don't see you throwing anyone out of your bed

    You don't see me at all because we don't know each other ...But I have, indeed, backed off intercourse proceedings on account of suspect vaginal smell or appearance

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post



    pussy is pussy
    Would you care to re-examine your original position on that ??


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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    that's such a myth


    unless he has the tinyest dick ever, the puss pretty much goes back to where it was


    It doesn't ...Even Dr. Drew has admitted that vaginal elasticity weakens after childbirth ..and with age

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyJesus View Post
    All of our friends are having kids and there is all kinds of crap they dont tell you about like pooping all over the place while giving birth to postpartum depression. My buddy told me his wifes vag feels like her asshole now, tight in the front where they sewed her back up and cant feel shit after that.

    There are, indeed, many unsavory occurrences that accompany childbirth (depending on the woman)... I've met woman who say that they tore between their anus & vaginal opening.. I've spoken to fathers who've said that their wife either farted loudly, or actually pooped while they were pushing

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    The nurse was a union sister and hooked up a few extra stitches for me.

    And then billed your insurance 20 times the normal cost of stitching someone up

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Would you care to re-examine your original position on that ??


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