***The OFFICIAL Dawg's Saloon Haiku Thread***

[Ben Dover]

She will never know
how much I thought about her
and sometimes still do

[Ben Dover]

Ben Dover is good IMHO

Thanks. My high school English teacher always thought I had potential.

If I saw her today, she'd probably ask why I didn't do anything with it

[Wing]

My wife is very sick
She will be gone in two weeks
Send me your number

Death certificate
Make it look like suicide
Then maybe, maybe.

'moops makes photoshop
explains why it is funny
still nobody laughs

With stealth and humor
Avery sneaks up behind
Finger for yo ass

Corrupted by rage
unable to move forward
unable to love

I see myself here
trapped in my own futile rage
smoking it away

posters coalesce
blind to the sum of their parts
saloon universe

Shorty saves the day
Quiet style and unbound grace
Captivating souls

so...how am I doing?

Owning haikus yo.
Arrogance works on some hos.
But mostly man hos.

[keywordpk]

My wife is very sick
She will be gone in two weeks
Send me your number

[zhukov]

She will never know
how much I thought about her
and sometimes still do

jesus faggit

[keywordpk]

She will never know
how much I thought about her
and sometimes still do

Hey isn't that Pablo Neruda?!?

[Ben Dover]

Just another night
aching for a woman's arms
yet I'm so afraid

[Ben Dover]

jesus faggit

And where is YOUR contribution?

[Satori Brah]

Just another night
aching for a woman's arms
yet I'm so afraid

grow some balls

[zhukov]

I looked at Wing's thread
pissed, she called me a jackass
our friendship is strained

[Wing]

Lady lips softly touched
Tongue slides into opening
Floods follow the rain

I repped the wrong one
Woman after my own heart
Has many talents

I got a boner
I should insert it right now
In Wing's vagina

Drunken tater tot
Bringing on the floppy cock
And calling it fried

[zhukov]

Just another night
aching for a woman's arms
yet I'm so afraid

no way you're straight

[Ben Dover]

Too much time in Hell
weathered and beaten to dust
but you won't kill me

[Babs]

The wind comes softly
Snow drifts by the lane at dawn
Cotton quilts cover

[Mrs Selfestitle]

Thanks. My high school English teacher always thought I had potential.

If I saw her today, she'd probably ask why I didn't do anything with it

Why didn't ya do anything with it?

[Mrs Selfestitle]

The wind comes softly
Snow drifts by the lane at dawn
Cotton quilts cover

We just got Noice Babs!

wish I owned a quilt.

[Mr. Potato Head]

Drunken tater tot
Bringing on the floppy cock
And calling it fried

Sober as a judge
I don't plan to stay this way
I'll fix it right nao

[Vyb]

What's the fucking vyb?
Writing some technical shit
I stop by to chill

[Mr. Potato Head]

Time and sorrow pass
Frivolous youths that waste it
Never looking back

[Wing]

Sober as a judge
I don't plan to stay this way
I'll fix it right nao

Smoking while I wait
making vodka from his brain
this shouldn't take long


that one was kinda lame. better drink more.