***The OFFICIAL Dawg's Saloon Haiku Thread***

[Wing]

Definition of a Haiku:
Un-rhymed Japanese poetic form.
It consists of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, respectively. The form expresses much and suggests more in the fewest possible words.
They can capture a feeling, image or even something less serious.

EXAMPLES

Written by FrannieTheMannie
On Dawg:

Dawg Saloon Founder
of a place for creeps and drunks...
and Canadians

On sorta hot bitches:

Hot, funny, witty,
The Women of Dawg's Saloon
Bow down before us.

I'll add some of mine but hers were the best to kick off the show.
Let's see what ya got!

[Wing]

Hmmm.....let me try this.....

First time in Wings thread
There are weird salooners here
Did this really work?

thanks for the pics and the haiku attempt, but the 3 lines need not rhyme...



wing attempts haiku

it is a complete fail yo

whatever, she baked

[Splash]

If we made sweet love
Wing would be disappointed
Splash would go to sleep

[Wing]

If we made sweet love
Wing would be disappointed
Splash would go to sleep

Super hero Splash
Putting the Jerk in jerkin
Too bad he's married

[Ben Dover]

I don't understand
why our world is plagued with hate
and peace is distant

[Splash]

Super hero Splash
Putting the Jerk in jerkin
Too bad he's married

My wife is very sick
She will be gone in two weeks
Send me your number

[Satori Brah]

money over bitches
everyday I'm hustlin
now you are aware

[Avery]

Mario is out
eating drinking getting fat
tomorrow he'll cry

[Avery]

'moops makes photoshop
explains why it is funny
still nobody laughs

[Ben Dover]

a life in darkness
expressing thoughts that are void
of any meaning

[Ben Dover]

Corrupted by rage
unable to move forward
unable to love

[Mrs Selfestitle]

posters coalesce
blind to the sum of their parts
saloon universe

[Satori Brah]

Bitches love tha Brah
they are only human yo
and they gots good taste

[Satori Brah]

tits, asses or cunts?
can't decide which I like best
gonna have it all

[Satori Brah]

so...how am I doing?

[Mrs Selfestitle]

Lady lips softly touched
Tongue slides into opening
Floods follow the rain

[Ben Dover]

Time creeping slowly
gone are possibilities
to correct the past

[Ben Dover]

I could have loved her
if I'd possessed the courage
and danced with her then

[Mr. Potato Head]

I got a boner
I should insert it right now
In Wing's vagina

[Mrs Selfestitle]

Ben Dover is good IMHO