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  1. 01-05-2013, 06:04 PM #1
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    ***The OFFICIAL Dawg's Saloon Haiku Thread***

    Definition of a Haiku:
    Un-rhymed Japanese poetic form.
    It consists of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, respectively. The form expresses much and suggests more in the fewest possible words.
    They can capture a feeling, image or even something less serious.



    EXAMPLES

    Written by FrannieTheMannie
    On Dawg:
    Dawg Saloon Founder
    of a place for creeps and drunks...
    and Canadians


    On sorta hot bitches:
    Hot, funny, witty,
    The Women of Dawg's Saloon
    Bow down before us.


    I'll add some of mine but hers were the best to kick off the show.
    Let's see what ya got!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post
    Hmmm.....let me try this.....

    First time in Wings thread
    There are weird salooners here
    Did this really work?
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    thanks for the pics and the haiku attempt, but the 3 lines need not rhyme...



    wing attempts haiku

    it is a complete fail yo

    whatever, she baked
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  3. 01-05-2013, 06:11 PM #3
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  4. 01-05-2013, 06:21 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    If we made sweet love
    Wing would be disappointed
    Splash would go to sleep
    Super hero Splash
    Putting the Jerk in jerkin
    Too bad he's married
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  5. 01-05-2013, 06:28 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Super hero Splash
    Putting the Jerk in jerkin
    Too bad he's married
    My wife is very sick
    She will be gone in two weeks
    Send me your number
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    'moops makes photoshop
    explains why it is funny
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  10. 01-05-2013, 06:35 PM #10
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    a life in darkness
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  11. 01-05-2013, 06:41 PM #11
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  12. 01-05-2013, 06:41 PM #12
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  13. 01-05-2013, 06:43 PM #13
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  14. 01-05-2013, 06:44 PM #14
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    tits, asses or cunts?
    can't decide which I like best
    gonna have it all

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    so...how am I doing?

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  16. 01-05-2013, 06:50 PM #16
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    Lady lips softly touched
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    I could have loved her
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  19. 01-05-2013, 06:58 PM #19
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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  20. 01-05-2013, 06:59 PM #20
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    Ben Dover is good IMHO
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