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    Isn't it strange how when Pammy would come in he'd play foot worship with her?? But he marries a chick-dude thing with size 13 shitstompers..We've all seen her feet. She's got hammertoes..He's bagged on Gary's teeth forever..But Cunt's got a yap 5 times the size of Booey's. I re do my entryway with her old veneers.. He bags on Leno's chin..But moose has football player face.

    He's in to dudes..If Moose wore a strap-on..??



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    I hear when Beth moved in with Howard, his wardrobe doubled ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsoon View Post
    ^^^^^^ The pictures of above demonstrates the sternum deformity she has known as "birdcage chest" She knows she has it.She always wears a neckline to hide it. That's why she doesn't look good in scoop necks. Makes her boob job look horrible..She's got fake tits and the other chick's tits look real. Moose's are hanging pretty low there.. The deformity makes cleavage look horrible and then add a bad boob job..That's why she looked so bad in the trash bag dress she wore to the wedding. She keeps her hair long too b/c a short cut would accentuate how long she is. And she can't pull off a short haircut..Her yap and chin are just way to huge..Just another little thing I noticed about Cunty that makes not a good choice for swimsuit and wedding dress modoeing. Those are clothes that depend heavily on cleavage to look good.

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    What is this "birdcage chest" about which you speak? Never heard of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    What is this "birdcage chest" about which you speak? Never heard of it.
    look up a pic of Sheryl Crow for ur answer

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    Look at a chicken carcass..See how the ribs extend out to the sternum..Instead of having a natural indention where the ribs connect.The indention is cancelled out by how the ribs attach. It makes one appear boney and flatchested..Then when you get implants..The cleavage looks incredibly fake b/c there's no natural bone valley there. You can feel the indentation between your tits. Moose doesn't have that..It's a flatbone..It's considered a deformity. You've seen it where a woman looks ribby under the collarbone and then her tits look like they hang really low. It looks bad too when you have huge boobs..makes them look like awful low knee knockers..



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    Quote Originally Posted by monsoon View Post
    Look at a chicken carcass..See how the ribs extend out to the sternum..Instead of having a natural indention where the ribs connect.The indention is cancelled out by how the ribs attach. It makes one appear boney and flatchested..Then when you get implants..The cleavage looks incredibly fake b/c there's no natural bone valley there. You can feel the indentation between your tits. Moose doesn't have that..It's a flatbone..It's considered a deformity. You've seen it where a woman looks ribby under the collarbone and then her tits look like they hang really low. It looks bad too when you have huge boobs..makes them look like awful low knee knockers..



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    Hmph. Her chest is strangely large before you hit her breasts. She has that huge space between her neck and her tits. And her implants look fucking terrible...not that I'm any sort of an expert, by any stretch of the imagination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    I hate to admit that I'd actually really like to bang the Beth in this photo. Not marry, just bang. Not that it's just so incredibly sexy, because it's not, she just looks ready to go and halfway-decent here, sorta like bizarro Kelly Bundy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrstinkfish View Post
    I hate to admit that I'd actually really like the bang the Beth in this photo. Not marry, just bang.
    no worries its always been a personality first thing with beef. Of course i would pee on her but what grates the fuck out of me is when she opens that pie hole

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    I agree - the last one that really improved someone's appearance was Ashley Simpson - her doctor did a great job.

    To bad the Doctor couldn't give her talent too.
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    Did Alison Stern get work done too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post


    Wow, she looks like a young Barbra Streisand .

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    Quote Originally Posted by king october View Post
    I agree - the last one that really improved someone's appearance was Ashley Simpson - her doctor did a great job.

    Don't agree, she ruined what made her look different than every other blond bimbo, now she doesn't even look like anyone.

    She should have asked Jennifer Grey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Did Alison Stern get work done too?
    that would be more difficult to determine since she doesn't tweet 20 pictures of herself every week.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Did Alison Stern get work done too?
    This is the most current photo of Alison I have...

    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    This gif is mesmerizing! I can see her doing that in front of a camera for hours though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    This is the most current photo of Alison I have...

    is that mr.simon? much much better than howard.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post





    i wish i could find the black & white set with the ice cream shop theme. it was very piggy in those. i think she was 19 and had hadn't gotten anything done yet.
    Oh my goodness- my grandmother has an outfit and shoes just like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    This is the most current photo of Alison I have...


    hey great find!! Well done

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    The Birns women have something.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wangold View Post
    The Birns women have something.......

    Howard sucks! What a great looking family. Shame on you Howard walking out on these women! It's called commitment you selfish cocksucker!

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