Hello Boys and Girls!
For those of you who are bored and/or shunning the world, I have some terrible pics from my phone that not even lame Instagram filters could fix.
Sidenote on Instagram: Just because you use it, does not mean you are now a professional fucking photographer. Stop posting that terrible shit all over Facebook and get a real camera or do Photoshop.
The journey begins with Christmas.
I made my Twin, Evil Monkey, a flying fire-breathing monster to scare away her nightmares but I think it's adorable and if I was a nightmare, I would hug it.
Here it is hanging with another one I made for myself.
Would post super cute pics of my nephew with the HUGE dog I got him but I sense pedobear lurking.
Wingy The Red-Nosed Stoner
Present to myself: A waterproof notebook for my shower genius.
My first waterproof haiku: