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    Go get a salad with chicken and some vodka rather than the beer...all about alternatives bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    Go for a walk instead.
    This.

    Always exercise when yer down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Up some beer. Im not feeling well at all. Fucking really tired and I cant hardly get out of bed. I dont know if Im sick or just depressed or maybe both. I hate myself I cant stick to anything not even my resolutions. Why did god Abandon me?
    there is no god, Mario.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    it will be worse if I eat what my parents are making......fucking ham steaks...ugh
    Sure they hoard the clams but they throw around ham steaks like there's no tomorrow.
    wtf is with them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    do some squats
    thats probably why he is sick
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    Mario needs a hot guy to bang the sadness out of him It will clear his mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Drink a few glasses of water, jump in the shower, go for a brisk walk while they are eating and maybe grab a salad with lean proteins...seriously, don't fall back onto bad habits!
    okay im going to get a south western salad instead and try walking

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    i chuckled because you capitalized Abandon and not god
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattyfishrip197 View Post
    thats probably why he is sick

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    Maybe you abandoned God bro. Are you trying to do clitches schtick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    way too cold.


    I cant even talk to my brother right now im just in shut down mode.
    If Elvis can walk in this weather with half his body shaved, so can you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    This.

    Always exercise when yer down

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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    If Elvis can walk in this weather with half his body shaved, so can you!
    Sniffing butts and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    okay im going to get a south western salad instead and try walking
    Have you ever had a decent protein shake, like Isopure? They are really good to have on hand when you are trying to diet.
    Love the life you live
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    I had to skip supper last night. Beer was more important.




    How do you afford beer and Chipotle without a job?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I had to skip supper last night. Beer was more important.




    How do you afford beer and Chipotle without a job?
    Its only the 5th of the month, that EBT card is fresh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Up some beer. Im not feeling well at all. Fucking really tired and I cant hardly get out of bed. I dont know if Im sick or just depressed or maybe both. I hate myself I cant stick to anything not even my resolutions. Why did god Abandon me?
    Jesus christ, you suck.
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Sounds like a party!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    If Elvis can walk in this weather with half his body shaved, so can you!
    I did and I have no boots and I was slipping and If I would have cracked my head I would have been all Damm that PK!!!! hehe

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