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    Hello....I'm Artie Lange

    Yup guys I have been on this board the whole time. I finally learned to use a computer. I see my old pal Cabbie is on here. What would you guys like to know? FIRE!!!!

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    Do you mind if i take out Adrienne a few times? And i will need to borrow a scrub brush and some bleach...

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    Fail. The real Artie doesn't even know what "The Shire" is, let alone claim that as his location. Nice try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yippeekyaa View Post
    Fail. The real Artie doesn't even know what "The Shire" is, let alone claim that as his location. Nice try.
    You're about as dense as Eric the Midget

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    I lost weight jet skiing like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Yup guys I have been on this board the whole time. I finally learned to use a computer. I see my old pal Cabbie is on here. What would you guys like to know? FIRE!!!!


    Do you like your smiley?
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by PumpkinBeer700 View Post
    I lost weight jet skiing like you.
    Nothing better than the Shore....Or what's left of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post


    Do you like your smiley?
    It needs to have some gray hair on there now.

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    Do you ever rub jelly on your knife wounds?
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    crack isn't funny

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    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Do you ever rub jelly on your knife wounds?
    I just dab it with some Jack and Coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Yup guys I have been on this board the whole time. I finally learned to use a computer. I see my old pal Cabbie is on here. What would you guys like to know? FIRE!!!!
    Hey Artie. How's sobriety?
    When's your next live appearance? FIIIIIRE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    You're about as dense as Eric the Midget
    Shouldn't you be out holding a ladder for your dad?
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    I am starting a petition to enlist yip's wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yippeekyaa View Post
    Shouldn't you be out holding a ladder for your dad?
    zero point zero witty or original on that one.

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    I'll get you started with some MS-DOS, bro- baby steps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    zero point zero witty or original on that one.
    Admit you laughed. I know you did.
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    I am starting a petition to enlist yip's wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishySausage View Post
    Hey Artie. How's sobriety?
    When's your next live appearance? FIIIIIRE!!
    Jan 20th, Wilbur Theatre in Boston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    It needs to have some gray hair on there now.
    You're right
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quite Frankly View Post
    I'll get you started with some MS-DOS, bro- baby steps
    Is that a young JD?

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    could one of you fine people help me out with some positive reps? The bar fags bum rushed my reps because I had a small situation with Ivan
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    crack isn't funny

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    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Jan 20th, Wilbur Theatre in Boston.
    Sweet. I'm there!
    Ya gonna do the bit where you say "nigger" a lot.
    That one's funny

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