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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She is selling Avon now and sent me an email. I asked her if she wanted me to post it here so people could buy stuff from her and she said yes. I will tell her she needs to do it no biggie.

    Well, you should probably just have her run down to the notary public.....write a disclaimer, have it signed and notarized...she can mail it to me...then I can scan it and PM it to Naz

    ..............or, she could just fucking post it herself?

    Jeeezus god almighty the mods are tolerant here

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    I also make Civil War bullet pens, but these sold out around July, surprise surprise.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Absolutely! I just made my nephew a .50 cal cartridge pen. It's HUGE. I had NO idea how big that damn thing was in real life.

    Here's the four different finishes available for the bolt action pens. Any particular type you like? I have to order more so I might as well get stuff people like. It's not a commitment or anything.

    I fancy the brass and green camo one!
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Thanks!

    I have smaller ones too.



    Baseball pens as well.




    No hockey pen?

    Racist
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She is selling Avon now and sent me an email. I asked her if she wanted me to post it here so people could buy stuff from her and she said yes. I will tell her she needs to do it no biggie.
    Just so you know, even if she gives you her employee discount there is NO WAY you'll EVER afford enough "Avon Advanced Ass Spackle" to cover this shit up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I fancy the brass and green camo one!
    I'll post in one of AG's threads when it's done.

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    LOL @ ass spackle

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I'll post in one of AG's threads when it's done.
    I try not to go into his threads ever since I got the PM to boycott them. Can you please let me know when it's ready?
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    No hockey pen?

    Racist
    I told you before. "Canadian" isn't a race, it's a birth defect.


    Besides, I already make a canuck pen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    $75 bucks in material and 4 days.

    Oh, I get it. I'll use YOUR business model.


    I'll have someone follow me to THEIR shop, where I will you THEIR equipment. Then I will have fellow retarded white trash do the work. After completion I will then get a ride back to my disqusting hovel with the gimp that followed me in his piece of shit car.
    LOL bullshit. No way it costs $75 to make a pen. Plus lots of your pens cost less than $75 so either your the worse businessman ever or again you are lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    I had her permission she has an account it wasn't spam because it was only getting posted in the OP. people love her here and the thread would have been good and maybe brought her back and helped the kid out. Elias posts a link to his over priced pens all the time and did a thread about it. Whats the problem???
    You refer to a someone you fuck(ed) as a "kid"?! Creeeeeeeeepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I try not to go into his threads ever since I got the PM to boycott them. Can you please let me know when it's ready?
    No problem. You said the gold with the green camo. Got it.

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    Elias can you make an Animalgod extra large Sharpie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I told you before. "Canadian" isn't a race, it's a birth defect.


    Besides, I already make a canuck pen.

    Make a NHL lockout pen that doesn't write.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Hey fat fuck. What ISN'T overpriced for a white trash gravity hoarder?
    DO you repair the pens if the break? I mean how long can these last? My bro is an insurance guy and a fancy pen might be something I would buy him, would have been a good Xmas gift in retrospect.

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    Dan, please answer this question:

    "How do eliasbboy's balls taste"?

    The seem to be wedged somewhere in your blubber-scarf
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    LOL bullshit. No way it costs $75 to make a pen. Plus lots of your pens cost less than $75 so either your the worse businessman ever or again you are lying.
    How the fuck would you know?

    So for 99 cents I imported rare wood and titanium components from Asia and Hawaii?

    Go rape some more tubby. And thanks for all the great advertising!


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    Is it possible for one of you to ban Dan from his own thread?
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    DO you repair the pens if the break? I mean how long can these last? My bro is an insurance guy and a fancy pen might be something I would buy him, would have been a good Xmas gift in retrospect.
    I've never had a pen break (knock on wood) and I absolutely would repair it at my cost if something came up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Absolutely! I just made my nephew a .50 cal cartridge pen. It's HUGE. I had NO idea how big that damn thing was in real life.

    Here's the four different finishes available for the bolt action pens. Any particular type you like? I have to order more so I might as well get stuff people like. It's not a commitment or anything.

    Very very nice! If I sent you a pic of my custom AR15 could you make one to match the gunmetal and carbon fiber? Also have a Super Black Eagle II that's dipped in Advantage HD Camo, could you match that?

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