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    Today's paper.

    I've been checking it every week to see if either of my cats were found. There are FIFTEEN cats listed as missing, in my area - and these are just the people who bother calling the human society, to list them in the paper. I didn't, and neither did any of my neighbours when theirs went missing.

    We either have a fucking obscene amount of well-fed coyotes, or some sick fucking bastards.
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    Any Chinese restaurants in the area?

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    Or some shitty, irresponsible owners

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    150 Dunlop St W Barrie, ON L4N 1B2
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    in parking lot you will find

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Any Chinese restaurants in the area?
    One, but it doesn't get enough business to cook up 20 cats in a week.

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    Our some shitty, irresponsible owners
    At least spell correctly when you attempt to toss snide and insulting comments at me. Takes the sting away from the insult when you look like an illiterate idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    150 Dunlop St W Barrie, ON L4N 1B2
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    in parking lot you will find
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    Chinese rest for sure

    Theyll freeze them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post

    At least spell correctly when you attempt to toss snide and insulting comments at me. Takes the sting away from the insult when you look like an illiterate idiot.
    Swype screwed me again.

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    Somebody is using them to fatten up the seals before batting practice.

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    did you check your local craigslist ?

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    I'm beginning to think you shouldn't own any pets.

    Why in God's name, if you know your area has coyotes, would you let your cats outside? Even your dogs for that matter if you're not out there supervising them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Kings Buffet welcomes you to experience Chinese food at its finest at the newest location in Barrie, Ontario. Our location features the latest design for the Kings Buffet chain and is the first one to open under our new management.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post
    I'm beginning to think you shouldn't own any pets.

    Why in God's name, if you know your area has coyotes, would you let your cats outside? Even your dogs for that matter if you're not out there supervising them?
    *sighhhhhhhhhh* I had my cat for 8 years, King. I tried keeping him indoors...but do remember that I live in the country, and have 2 little boys that go in and out, all day. I just stopped fighting him. My daughter's cat was a barncat. He only knew the outside, though I was successful at keeping him in for 3 days.

    My dog only goes out into my fully fenced in backyard, or on a leash.

    Why the need to keep brow-beating me about something I already feel so horrible about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    *sighhhhhhhhhh* I had my cat for 8 years, King. I tried keeping him indoors...but do remember that I live in the country, and have 2 little boys that go in and out, all day. I just stopped fighting him. My daughter's cat was a barncat. He only knew the outside, though I was successful at keeping him in for 3 days.

    My dog only goes out into my fully fenced in backyard, or on a leash.

    Why the need to keep brow-beating me about something I already feel so horrible about?


    I just can't even being to think about my cat being outdoors and what could possibly happen to him. I'm always careful to make sure he's nowhere near the door when I'm entering or leaving. He used to be a "door dasher" when I first adopted him, but he's learned since he's not to be anywhere near the main entryway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I've been checking it every week to see if either of my cats were found. There are FIFTEEN cats listed as missing, in my area - and these are just the people who bother calling the human society, to list them in the paper. I didn't, and neither did any of my neighbours when theirs went missing.

    We either have a fucking obscene amount of well-fed coyotes, or some sick fucking bastards.
    What the fuck? So you lost more than 1 cat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post


    I just can't even being to think about my cat being outdoors and what could possibly happen to him. I'm always careful to make sure he's nowhere near the door when I'm entering or leaving. He used to be a "door dasher" when I first adopted him, but he's learned since he's not to be anywhere near the main entryway.
    Agreed. We are very very careful about the door and the cat. I don't want her outside getting hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    *sighhhhhhhhhh* I had my cat for 8 years, King. I tried keeping him indoors...but do remember that I live in the country, and have 2 little boys that go in and out, all day. I just stopped fighting him. My daughter's cat was a barncat. He only knew the outside, though I was successful at keeping him in for 3 days.

    My dog only goes out into my fully fenced in backyard, or on a leash.

    Why the need to keep brow-beating me about something I already feel so horrible about?

    Fuck that...cats are built to go outside...and shit happens....dont worry yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post


    I just can't even being to think about my cat being outdoors and what could possibly happen to him. I'm always careful to make sure he's nowhere near the door when I'm entering or leaving. He used to be a "door dasher" when I first adopted him, but he's learned since he's not to be anywhere near the main entryway.
    PERFECT description. I can't even COUNT how many times a day I yell at the boys to shut the door, and quit going in/out...I accept that I failed. I will not be getting another cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post


    I just can't even being to think about my cat being outdoors and what could possibly happen to him. I'm always careful to make sure he's nowhere near the door when I'm entering or leaving. He used to be a "door dasher" when I first adopted him, but he's learned since he's not to be anywhere near the main entryway.

    Are you kidding me? Why not buy a bird and chop off his wings, as well?

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    Cats are natural predators....what the damn point of living if they cant do what they were built to do?

    no offense but it's idiotic

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