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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    I'm really screwed, my payroll rose last year so I have to do my my payroll filings monthly instead of quarterly, so if she's not well by the end of the month I have no idea what I'm going to do

    congrats on the larger staff.




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    i think i just heard an aneurysm somewhere south of me.

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    and it sounds like victory.

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    ok, haters.


    let's go over to the Dave/Phish thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I'm assuming Mlaw is a fine looking chick. Not sure why I'm assuming this. Just a feeling.

    Funny, the most uninformed post ever would be in a Freds thread.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    Mlaw has a staff of people she employs.
    You're drunk and babbling again. Just because she agrees with you politically you don't have to believe all her bullshit.
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    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    Funny, the most uninformed post ever would be in a Freds thread.
    Where is your pic, Tony Danza?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Where is your pic, Tony Danza?
    God you're dumb.
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    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

  9. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    God you're dumb.
    Well, I don't have any Cisco Certifications, like you, Captain Brilliant.

    But I hold my own, and I rest well knowing that I'm a lot smarter than you.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    CLEVELAND — You may be wondering why your first paycheck of 2013 is a bit smaller – two percent smaller to be exact.

    A tax break expired, and it has nothing to do with the fiscal cliff.

    For the past two years, all working Americans have been getting a two-percent tax break on their social security taxes.

    We normally pay 6.2 percent.

    But because of the recession, President Obama and Congress dropped the rate to 4.2 percent, but only until the end of 2012.

    Now workers are once again paying social security taxes at the rate of 6.2 percent.

    We got a break on that tax so we could spend more money, put it back into the economy and help with the recession. But with that tax being taken out once again, we will have less to spend.

    For someone who makes $50,000 a year, they will pay an extra $1,000 a year.

    “By giving us that two percent tax reduction, there is less money going into the Social Security fund, and I think that when the fiscal cliff negotiations were going on there wasn’t anyone in Congress looking to shortfall Social Security because that’s a big issue that they face,” said Joseph Mentrek, with the accounting firm Meaden & Moore in Cleveland.

    So, that smaller paycheck is here to stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    CLEVELAND — You may be wondering why your first paycheck of 2013 is a bit smaller – two percent smaller to be exact.

    A tax break expired, and it has nothing to do with the fiscal cliff.

    For the past two years, all working Americans have been getting a two-percent tax break on their social security taxes.

    We normally pay 6.2 percent.

    But because of the recession, President Obama and Congress dropped the rate to 4.2 percent, but only until the end of 2012.

    Now workers are once again paying social security taxes at the rate of 6.2 percent.

    We got a break on that tax so we could spend more money, put it back into the economy and help with the recession. But with that tax being taken out once again, we will have less to spend.

    For someone who makes $50,000 a year, they will pay an extra $1,000 a year.

    “By giving us that two percent tax reduction, there is less money going into the Social Security fund, and I think that when the fiscal cliff negotiations were going on there wasn’t anyone in Congress looking to shortfall Social Security because that’s a big issue that they face,” said Joseph Mentrek, with the accounting firm Meaden & Moore in Cleveland.

    So, that smaller paycheck is here to stay.
    So ferdie's out $50 this year big deal
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    CLEVELAND — You may be wondering why your first paycheck of 2013 is a bit smaller – two percent smaller to be exact.

    A tax break expired, and it has nothing to do with the fiscal cliff.

    For the past two years, all working Americans have been getting a two-percent tax break on their social security taxes.

    We normally pay 6.2 percent.


    thanks Mario. it only affects those of us who work.

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    It affects every US citizen who makes money
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    I got a sizable bonus and my expense report paid. The Dic is sittin pretty tight now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    thanks Mario. it only affects those of us who work.
    aww hell no was that srs a dig at me after I helped you figure out what was wrong with your paycheck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    after I helped you figure out what was wrong with your paycheck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    aww hell no was that srs a dig at me after I helped you figure out what was wrong with your paycheck?
    Mario youre the greatest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    I'm also going to be fucked with my year ends, W-2' and 1099's
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    my payroll person is in the hospital---I have no idea what I should be paying my staff

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    ...and she's my cousin, I feel like shit even thinking about my business

    Ok, I think we all heard you...you have a business. My question is do you really not know who to call or what to do in this situation? Really? The thought of outsourcing or b2b didn't cross your mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger View Post
    Ok, I think we all heard you...you have a business. My question is do you really not know who to call or what to do in this situation? Really? The thought of outsourcing or b2b didn't cross your mind?
    You're talking to someone who has a home office and a staff of 22
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    I believe that social security should be phased out and that money should go into a personal 401k or the equivalent. In the end people would make out better, but the government would lose their play money.

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