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    Joe Biden is my inspiration




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    a politician is your inspiration...nuff said
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God View Post


    most politicians are very charming.
    Nemo's cock is always implied

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsit View Post
    most politicians are very charming.
    I'd like to be very charming, too. I'm the exact opposite. I can't do small talk. But I'd sure like to.

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    Most Politicians are criminals.

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    He is a god among men.

    Have derision, will travel

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    He sold me this back in '76

    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    He sold me this back in '76

    Lil Bond-O and primer and you're good to go.
    Have derision, will travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God View Post
    I'd like to be very charming, too. I'm the exact opposite. I can't do small talk. But I'd sure like to.
    There's a million books out there for that. At my previous job anybody dealing with customers were required to read a "making small talk" book. The most timid people I've met turned into chatterboxes so it's worth a try.

    I don't think plagiarism will go over well in your line of work
    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a...ite_stuff.html

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    i just ask people inane questions about shit i couldn't care less about and pretend to listen. like "oh, what's that you're having for lunch, that smells good. what's that spice i smell? is that cumin?" and i have everyone's CV in my office so i can bring up crap like "so, you went to UC Berkeley right?"

    i really don't fucking care, but people think i do

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    Small talk, small minds.

    Look at thick head of wavy real hair on that guy, though.
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