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  1. 01-04-2013, 02:35 PM #1
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    Jesus Christ

    Somebody make a funny thread or else!
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    The ocean called...
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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    I told a joke in the Leadz hangout thread today..I can cut and paste here if you like.
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    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I told a joke in the Leadz hangout thread today..I can cut and paste here if you like.

    Anything...please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    The ocean called...

    It want's it wave back?
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    There is a girl with no arms and legs on the beach..
    Everyday a man jogs by her but today she asks the man if she can have a hug. The man says "sure why not, can't do any harm" and he hugs her and goes on his way..
    The next day he jogs by the girl again and the girl says "sir i have never been kissed before can you please kiss me??" So the man gives her a kiss ont he cheek and goes on his way.
    The day after that, the jogger sees the girl with no arms and legs on the beach again...she says "Sir, I've never been fucked before...will you please fuck me?" The man picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!!"
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    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    There is a girl with no arms and legs on the beach..
    Everyday a man jogs by her but today she asks the man if she can have a hug. The man says "sure why not, can't do any harm" and he hugs her and goes on his way..
    The next day he jogs by the girl again and the girl says "sir i have never been kissed before can you please kiss me??" So the man gives her a kiss ont he cheek and goes on his way.
    The day after that, the jogger sees the girl with no arms and legs on the beach again...she says "Sir, I've never been fucked before...will you please fuck me?" The man picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!!"

    LOL, that joke is like 90 years old!

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    LOL, that joke is like 90 years old!

    I tried.
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
    what?
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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    what do you call a paraplegic chicken??

    McNuggets
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    George, this may not be funny, but I feel the need to share anyhow. I picked up some of the most delicious ice cream that I have ever had, Ben and Jerry Cannoli. Amazing stuff my friend.
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    Hey HD, how goes it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I tried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    George, this may not be funny, but I feel the need to share anyhow. I picked up some of the most delicious ice cream that I have ever had, Ben and Jerry Cannoli. Amazing stuff my friend.

    No shit...I must try it
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    what?

    In the water, he's Bob

    On land he's Matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    what do you call a paraplegic chicken??

    McNuggets

    Just stop, OK!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    In the water, he's Bob

    On land he's Matt

    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    In the water, he's Bob

    On land he's Matt

    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I want to fuck young boys
    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    What can I say? I love massive loads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    Hey HD, how goes it?
    I'm doing good today.

    how are you??
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
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