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    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!

    HAL GST cheques were direct deposited today

    get your ass to the Swiss Chalet RIGHT NAO!!!

    for Americans reading a GST cheque is a government cheque issued four times a year, like a quarterly income tax refund

    why is this Canadian faggit taking the time to tell you this?


    Because its the fucking 4 MONTH anniversary of when our sweet lovable HAL dropped his chicken paid for with a GST cheque on the floor

    get your ass to the swiss HAL, redemption can be had, its up to you to make it happen


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    Goat's Dillhole.
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    I hope he takes pictures of the quarterly floor-food this time.
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    I didn't read but I wanted to add: winner winner SHEEN dinner
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    No, I want him to use it at Harvey's instead. Frings & a hal burger& poutine

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    any excuse to post this video...
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    HAL's probably taking a nap right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I hope he takes pictures of the quarterly floor-food this time.


    original thread

    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...s-on-the-floor


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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    No, I want him to use it at Harvey's instead. Frings & a hal burger& poutine
    If that fat bastard drops a Harvey's burger...I'll be forced to hunt him down and kill him myself!

    Swiss Chalet is acceptable, Harvey's is sacrilegious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    any excuse to post this video...
    holy shit the amount of families that didn't get fed that day

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    Don't call HAL fat
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    holy shit the amount of families that didn't get fed that day
    it is pure comedy gold
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If that fat bastard drops a Harvey's burger...I'll be forced to hunt him down and kill him myself!

    Swiss Chalet is acceptable, Harvey's is sacrilegious.
    oh I know slippers, this is his big test He's never had the frings or poutine from harveys before, unreal!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    I didn't read but I wanted to add: winner winner SHEEN dinner

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    you need to be employed to qualify for a GST cheque

    HAL don't get GST cheques

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    any excuse to post this video...
    I don't mean to be racist...but it's VERY DIFFICULT to avoid generalizations when not a single person in that clip is white...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    oh, and if you make like over like $30K/year, you don't get 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you need to be employed to qualify for a GST cheque

    HAL don't get GST cheques
    not true,even Lever gets them

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    HALS gonna buy some floor chicken and camwhore tokens tonight!
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    what's a cheque?
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons View Post
    what's a cheque?
    its a colour

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