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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm not sure why. But I'm simply not.

    So please accept my apology if I'm short with you.
    What's the matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    Thread's a bust bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    What's the matter?
    I'm really not fuckin' sure. My lung is still broken, so being physically fucked up doesn't help. My best friend's dad died, and my heart is broken for her. My daughter is gone for 3 months, traveling the US. My brother is still a mess, from his broken marriage. Love my kids, but they are driving me bat-shit nuts stuck at home in this freezing weather all day on holidays.

    Could just be winter "duldroms".

    I really don't know...but I find myself snapping a lot, and quite prepared to stab at a moment's notice. I wish my memory was better...maybe I just have this crash every year after all the shit from Christmas, but it's not, so I don't remember.

    I'm sure it will pass.

    I tend to hide in books a lot when I feel like this - for other people's safety. I've polished off 2 novels in the last 2 days.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm really not fuckin' sure. My lung is still broken, so being physically fucked up doesn't help. My best friend's dad died, and my heart is broken for her. My daughter is gone for 3 months, traveling the US. My brother is still a mess, from his broken marriage. Love my kids, but they are driving me bat-shit nuts stuck at home in this freezing weather all day on holidays.

    Could just be winter "duldroms".

    I really don't know...but I find myself snapping a lot, and quite prepared to stab at a moment's notice. I wish my memory was better...maybe I just have this crash every year after all the shit from Christmas, but it's not, so I don't remember.

    I'm sure it will pass.

    I tend to hide in books a lot when I feel like this - for other people's safety. I've polished off 2 novels in the last 2 days.
    Sex will help.
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    Slips definitely needs to get laid

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust!
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    Looks like a lot of guys want to give you anal, Slippy. Let's draw straws to see who goes first and take it from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm really not fuckin' sure. My lung is still broken, so being physically fucked up doesn't help. My best friend's dad died, and my heart is broken for her. My daughter is gone for 3 months, traveling the US. My brother is still a mess, from his broken marriage. Love my kids, but they are driving me bat-shit nuts stuck at home in this freezing weather all day on holidays.

    Could just be winter "duldroms".

    I really don't know...but I find myself snapping a lot, and quite prepared to stab at a moment's notice. I wish my memory was better...maybe I just have this crash every year after all the shit from Christmas, but it's not, so I don't remember.

    I'm sure it will pass.

    I tend to hide in books a lot when I feel like this - for other people's safety. I've polished off 2 novels in the last 2 days.
    Sounds like you DO know why you aren't yourself right now. I'm sure you know that life pretty much sucks, you can handle it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Gumdrop! Time to thrust!
    Rut like a stoat!
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Looks like a lot of guys want to give you anal, Slippy. Let's draw straws to see who goes first and take it from there.
    We should race there like Cannonball Run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOAM View Post
    Sex will help.
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    Slips definitely needs to get laid
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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust!
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    Looks like a lot of guys want to give you anal, Slippy. Let's draw straws to see who goes first and take it from there.
    Seems the consensus is in. Get fucked! Now if only he'd stop irritating me enough to wanna stick his dick in one of my orafices...

    Again - not his fault. I am getting irritated when the wind changes directions right now. Perhaps I should just be straight up with him: "Listen, penis-provider...if you just shut up and fuck me well - I'll stop being so irritable"?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    yes dear?
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    Allowing my magic man sludge to enter your shit shed is the answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Perhaps I should just be straight up with him: "Listen, penis-provider...if you just shut up and fuck me well - I'll stop being so irritable"?
    Fuckin broads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Sounds like you DO know why you aren't yourself right now. I'm sure you know that life pretty much sucks, you can handle it though.
    You asked me a question I hadn't even asked myself. Perhaps I know now, after trying to answer you. I just knew that I was feeling all fucked up, and that I wasn't even being "myself" here.

    None of that is possible for me to fix though - except perhaps my lung. I just gotta roll with it. Frustrating.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Fuckin broads
    Shut up and make it hard, mouthpiece.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    just grab PP and go dudette, he probably doesn't need an explanation. do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    just grab PP and go dudette, he probably doesn't need an explanation. do it.
    She just has to gag him first.

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