Howchie: I want a 6pack. Tell me how.

[Morrisb]

He's pretending like he works out again "every day".

50: It's never gonna happen.

[Imus O Sternsky]

[Free Food]

I maintain my six-pack by fucking my girlfriend about 6 nights a week. Howard can not do that.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Howard does way too much cardio, doesn't eat enough protein, doesn't weight train (to build muscle) and he eats like a god damned size zero teenaged girl.

But please Howard, keep asking people how you can get a six pack.

[dude]

Skip the therapy sessions and do some fucking crunches. And eat enough calories so that you can actually develop and maintain some muscle mass.

[GaryPuppet]

What part of "It's never gonna fuckin' happen" doesnt Howard get?

[ZevonFan]

We all know that, despite what he whines to 50 Cent about, all of Howard's time is spent in intensive show content meetings.

[kippy]

Why bother with a six-pack? I've got the whole beer barrel.

[Morrisb]

Howard does way too much cardio, doesn't eat enough protein...

He gets protein from Ralph.

[dude]

I thought Howard had a personal trainer?

[Imus O Sternsky]

Howard has a shrink too. They are both doing a great job.

[The Booey]

Become 40 years younger.

[Nibbler]

Howard has womanly birthing hips.

[harlock]

Howard has womanly birthing hips.

you're right!

[DogStar69]

He's a delusional old fool to want a 6 pack at his age,

His face looks like it was smashed with a 6 pack of beer.

[Nibbler]

you're right!

I know.

[harlock]

I know.

The "birthing" part

[Nibbler]

The "birthing" part

Howard is a mess.

[dude]

should work on a bicep first
his arms look like wet noodles

[harlock]

Howard is a mess.

Maybe HE could have the baby instead of Beff.