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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by racerx View Post
    can you make a rule that kayne has to be funny in at least 1 of 100 posts?
    you caught feelings for him or something you fucking nigger?
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    I'm a virgin.

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    MAGGIE..............MAGGIE YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE.................MAGGIE YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE....................MAGGIT YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE, YOU FUCKING CUNT!

    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    LOL, wut? You can get married?

    No, I haven't gotten married, and I certainly wouldn't be marrying a dude.


    Now I have this shit figured out, yo. I had the Main Quest turned on, and it fucked everything else up. Now I all the quests turned off, and I've been banging them out.


    I was hoping I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    MAGGIE..............MAGGIE YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE.................MAGGIE YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE....................MAGGIT YOU CUNT
    MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE, YOU FUCKING CUNT!

    not now Oderus
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Yes. Who was your doctor?
    What you did there. I see it.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Oh, Maggie, Maggie what have we done?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    quit crying faggot

    mine got moved yesterday,just asking

  8. #108
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    He probably has an inventory of potatoes and leeks and is too heavy to run.
    Nigga, I told you I got a crib now, and all my shit is stashed away. I got tons of room to carry shit.

    I went into that one place in Markarth, and totally ganked a shit-ton of Dwymer metal and shit. I'm going to smelt that shit down, and make some weapons and armor, bitch.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Oh, Maggie, Maggie what have we done?
    same maggie, different idea
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Nigga, I told you I got a crib now, and all my shit is stashed away. I got tons of room to carry shit.

    I went into that one place in Markarth, and totally ganked a shit-ton of Dwymer metal and shit. I'm going to smelt that shit down, and make some weapons and armor, bitch.
    It would be even more cool if you got your car fixed and went out and made some fucking money ya old gummer
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    exactly. Dawg seems to miss this point alot.
    you should really consider a name change

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post


    I was hoping I was wrong.
    Dave, there's lots of cabbage in the barrels in dungeons. One whole health point.

    You can get married in Riften. You need to get the Amulet of Mara. Wear it and go after some chicks. Marry a shop owner chick and you share the profits.

    Have you found Whiterun yet?

  13. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    you caught feelings for him or something
    you jealous because he's ya bf?
    sb[SIGPIC]

  14. #114
    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It would be even more cool if you got your car fixed and went out and made some fucking money ya old gummer
    Car is back in my possession.

    I made money while NOT going to work.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by racerx View Post
    you jealous because he's ya bf?
    yes
    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

  16. #116
    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    Dave, there's lots of cabbage in the barrels in dungeons. One whole health point.

    You can get married in Riften. You need to get the Amulet of Mara. Wear it and go after some chicks. Marry a shop owner chick and you share the profits.

    Have you found Whiterun yet?


    That's where my crib is located.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    Sooo gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Car is back in my possession.

    I made money while NOT going to work.
    The senile worthless fuck is back to bragging about collecting welfare.
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    Dave, there's lots of cabbage in the barrels in dungeons. One whole health point.

    You can get married in Riften. You need to get the Amulet of Mara. Wear it and go after some chicks. Marry a shop owner chick and you share the profits.

    Have you found Whiterun yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Rule 12. Now go wash your vagina


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