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    Oh wow did this thrad take a sudden detour to Dork Town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    batman is less complex. too bad dave and chriza can't combine their skyrim powers to be at level 9
    Dave doesn't wear armor and has every quest enabled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Dave doesn't wear armor and has every quest enabled.

    haha. that was the fucking best ever. i don't think he knows how to use a map either. major lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    u got ps3? i'll send you mine.
    Thanks for the offer, but I have to decline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Thanks for the offer, but I have to decline.

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    I remember the first time i did anal with my wife. She's very clean but hey, it is still a butt-hole after all. I came in her and after a few minutes went to wash my dick off.

    The head of my penis was smeared with a little of her poop and I found I liked its smell, mainly because it was hers.

    After that, I sometimes secretly smelled her used toilet paper after a while and her used panties. I noticed the smell of her ass and her poop aroused me enormously.

    After a year or so she asked me to unclog the toilet after taking a dump. I locked myself in the bathroom and found that a little turd hadn't flushed away. I took it and smelled it up close and the smell was intoxicating and exciting. I tasted it with the tip of my tongue and it had an earthy strong flavor but not really disgusting.

    I then masturbated holding the turd really close to my nose and it didn't take 2 mins for me to cum really hard. I shot a massive load because of how turned on I was.

    I have been talking to my wife about some of my fantasies and she's been really understanding so far. She pees on me in the shower every now and then, it feels awesome! Although I haven't asked strait-forward to do anything poo related, I already told her that IF she wanted to poo on me, she'd get away with it.

    She didn't freak out or anything. She just said "wow, you love me that much" and I said "well of course". And I know it may take a while but she's definitely thinking about it.

    There is hope out there guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What a stupid fucking opinion.
    I love Chriza and he dissenting opinions. I think he is handsome, not at all horse like, and nothing like a gold digger.


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    *dick is implied
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AciD View Post
    I remember the first time i did anal with my wife. She's very clean but hey, it is still a butt-hole after all. I came in her and after a few minutes went to wash my dick off.

    The head of my penis was smeared with a little of her poop and I found I liked its smell, mainly because it was hers.

    After that, I sometimes secretly smelled her used toilet paper after a while and her used panties. I noticed the smell of her ass and her poop aroused me enormously.

    After a year or so she asked me to unclog the toilet after taking a dump. I locked myself in the bathroom and found that a little turd hadn't flushed away. I took it and smelled it up close and the smell was intoxicating and exciting. I tasted it with the tip of my tongue and it had an earthy strong flavor but not really disgusting.

    I then masturbated holding the turd really close to my nose and it didn't take 2 mins for me to cum really hard. I shot a massive load because of how turned on I was.

    I have been talking to my wife about some of my fantasies and she's been really understanding so far. She pees on me in the shower every now and then, it feels awesome! Although I haven't asked strait-forward to do anything poo related, I already told her that IF she wanted to poo on me, she'd get away with it.

    She didn't freak out or anything. She just said "wow, you love me that much" and I said "well of course". And I know it may take a while but she's definitely thinking about it.

    There is hope out there guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    So let me get this straight

    Unless I agree, 100%, with the opinions of that place, and go along with the rest of the whiny sheep in that gay bar they call a forum, I'm clearly a "troll" and "want a big ass kissingfest"

    do you ever stop bitching and complaining?

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    Fuck off troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by AciD View Post
    I remember the first time i did anal with my wife. She's very clean but hey, it is still a butt-hole after all. I came in her and after a few minutes went to wash my dick off.

    The head of my penis was smeared with a little of her poop and I found I liked its smell, mainly because it was hers.

    After that, I sometimes secretly smelled her used toilet paper after a while and her used panties. I noticed the smell of her ass and her poop aroused me enormously.

    After a year or so she asked me to unclog the toilet after taking a dump. I locked myself in the bathroom and found that a little turd hadn't flushed away. I took it and smelled it up close and the smell was intoxicating and exciting. I tasted it with the tip of my tongue and it had an earthy strong flavor but not really disgusting.

    I then masturbated holding the turd really close to my nose and it didn't take 2 mins for me to cum really hard. I shot a massive load because of how turned on I was.

    I have been talking to my wife about some of my fantasies and she's been really understanding so far. She pees on me in the shower every now and then, it feels awesome! Although I haven't asked strait-forward to do anything poo related, I already told her that IF she wanted to poo on me, she'd get away with it.

    She didn't freak out or anything. She just said "wow, you love me that much" and I said "well of course". And I know it may take a while but she's definitely thinking about it.

    There is hope out there guys!
    Did you ever get the toilet unclogged?

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    No dummy, you can have your own opinion. You got into trouble for flooding the forum with 20 threads one right after the other, it had nothing to with content. Don't make me come over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Oh wow did this thrad take a sudden detour to Dork Town.
    They pulled the same shit earlier today when Dave was getting pwned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazypreacher View Post
    Oh fuck you. You got bored and wanted a bunch of attention. Your means to that end was to annoy a bunch of people just minding their biz. Now you're the victim. Boo hoo.
    Oh man then he made this thread in an attempt to be light hearted but you came along and punched him in his big egg-shaped bald head
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    No dummy, you can have your own opinion. You got into trouble for flooding the forum with 20 threads one right after the other, it had nothing to with content. Don't make me come over there
    I'm not referring to YOU, tittyshark
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    No dummy, you can have your own opinion. You got into trouble for flooding the forum with 20 threads one right after the other, it had nothing to with content. Don't make me come over there
    I saw all of his moved threads yesterday and it made me .

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