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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Oreck was allowing Costco to sell the Magnesium with the canister, free bags for both, a turbo brush and an extra HEPA filter for $275. That we were not even able to come close to matching. I lost a couple of sales because of that bullshit too!
    249 at target.

    http://www.target.com/p/oreck-magnes...i_sku=14202928

    Still prefer my central vac.
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    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    This guy must go to an uppity Costco...near me they just have a big box of boxes behind the register that you have to rummage through yourself.
    And this.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Fuck Costco btw!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Oreck was allowing Costco to sell the Magnesium with the canister, free bags for both, a turbo brush and an extra HEPA filter for $275. That we were not even able to come close to matching. I lost a couple of sales because of that bullshit too!
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    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Based on a true story
    Sid!
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    $149 but no free HEPA filter.

    I told her to grab it still...

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    At my Costco you have to box your own shit---and if you had to go up and down 2-3 flights of stairs you'd be grateful for those boxes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    $299. We can match that but our vac has 2 extra years on the warranty and it also comes with 3 annual tune-ups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    We can match that = our starting price is 349.99...until the customer mentions costco

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    I always say I want the box.


    'Box' in this case being slang for 'vagina'. You know, like 'Estocada' being slang for 'weak ass pun attempt'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    Yes, it is, you miserable bitch.

    You had the problem happen before so you were expecting it. Why not do something to avoid the same problem?

    I love it when customers think the employees can read their fucking minds.

    If you don't want a fucking box, say something or STFU.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LOL, works at cosco

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Sid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    she talked him into throwing in the HEPA filter

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Based on a true story
    Did you get kicked out of a Costco??
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    "actually I don't need a box thanks!"



    so.fucking.hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LOL, works at cosco


    Nah, but I hear they treat their employees well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Did you get kicked out of a Costco??
    Can't say I have... yet!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    His next thread "Mcdonalds Did it again" They put ice in my soft drink but did not ask me if i wanted ice in my soft drink. This problem could have been simply solved if the employee in the drive thru window asked if i wanted ice while taking my order. Now I have a drink with this fucking ice in it.

    No.

    A better example would be you order a big mac and two orders of french fries and they don't ask you if you want ketchup. You get home, open your bag and you're pissed because you don't have any. Sure, you could ask for some or... or... or... wait for it faggot... the store could have a better policy where they ask you if you want ketchup at the window.

    I win again.

  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre View Post
    No.

    A better example would be you order a big mac and two orders of french fries and they don't ask you if you want ketchup. You get home, open your bag and you're pissed because you don't have any. Sure, you could ask for some or... or... or... wait for it faggot... the store could have a better policy where they ask you if you want ketchup at the window.

    I win again.
    If you're home and you have no ketchup.... how is that winning?

    You're scaring me.

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    I always say I want the box.

    No you don't because that would mean that they are first asking if you want a box which they don't, they just assume you want your garage to look like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    If you're home and you have no ketchup.... how is that winning?

    You're scaring me.

    You're scared? Are you hiding under the bed in a pool of urine?



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