When your wife calls you Pumpkin it's not a pet name
When your wife calls you Pumpkin it's not a pet name
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
When shiv's wife says she needs a new sweater she means she needs a new husband
For you slower posters, shiv tends to perspire
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
shiv sweats so much he has to tread water just to stand still
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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"I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
"there's no one you can save that can't be saved"
Instead of bringing in the groceries, shiv just eats them in the car
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
Shiv's wife bought him a moo-moo and an oink-oink for Christmas
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
Shiv sweats so much because he thinks his wife will mistake him for Tyrone
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
Shiv's such a pussy he sits down to pee AND insert his tampon
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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