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    Got drunk and had a "wet" dream of lisa g

    Woke up and vomited. Even in the dream she smelled really bad. I can still imagine her vileness right now. Blarrrgh

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    How did the tits look?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddyG View Post
    How did the tits look?

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    Picture fucking Garth Algar.. with tits..

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    did you suck on those veal cutlets?


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    Was she tight at least?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Was she tight at least?
    after all that bbc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Picture fucking Garth Algar.. with tits..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotMyBro View Post
    did you suck on those veal cutlets?

    No sucking at all. From what i remember she took off her pants and undies and got on top of me. All i vividly remember is the smell coming from her crotch and ass. Ugh. Oh and she was smiling with those yellow corn teeth. Gagging now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cygnus2112 View Post
    No sucking at all. From what i remember she took off her pants and undies and got on top of me. All i vividly remember is the smell coming from her crotch and ass. Ugh. Oh and she was smiling with those yellow corn teeth. Gagging now..
    i'm imagining a musty odor from her puss mixed with whatever cheap, old lady perfume she uses. am i close?
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    My condolences. You should seek counseling for PTSD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cygnus2112 View Post
    Woke up and vomited. Even in the dream she smelled really bad. I can still imagine her vileness right now. Blarrrgh
    Did you eat Veal Cutlets before you went to bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    i'm imagining a musty odor from her puss mixed with whatever cheap, old lady perfume she uses. am i close?
    Nah man, it was like rotten meat and anchovies.
    And no, no veal cutlets were eaten last night lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cygnus2112 View Post
    Woke up and vomited. Even in the dream she smelled really bad. I can still imagine her vileness right now. Blarrrgh
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    Did it look like this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cygnus2112 View Post
    Woke up and vomited. Even in the dream she smelled really bad. I can still imagine her vileness right now. Blarrrgh
    are you seeking treatment for your psychotic dreams?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    after all that bbc?
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