Howard's List of People Who "Wanted" Beth and/or Were Jealous Over Her....

[Howard103]

Howard is so neurotic that he needs constant reassurance that Beth is desirable. It's not about love for him, it's about whether or not she affirms his inflated sense of status.

[PI Nate]

IMO, she is not pretty. far from it. she's funny looking with those huge teeth, long face, no cheekbones and slits for eyes.

And that description fits her now as well as in those college yearbook photos.

he hands and feet are huge, her knees are huge and her legs were never thin and never will be.

That said, she's a ridiculously tall fake blond. Some men like that.

A pretty woman is Natalie Portman, Salma Hayek, Grace Kelly and Christy Turlington.

oh, and how could i forget? Paulina Porizkova.

Im not sure beff and my princess are the same species...

[Hamptons]

I think Eric Baldwin said he would snatch her up in a second or some bullshit when she filled in for an interview for Extra

oh and Extra! wants Beth too but she would rather do shows on Animal Planet then Network TV

[CCMaguire]

i'm a woman so i have different standards for "pretty"....you can't tell me that if you saw her coming down the street or sitting at a bar you wouldn't comment about her attractiveness.

IMO, she is not pretty. far from it. she's funny looking with those huge teeth, long face, no cheekbones and slits for eyes.
That said, she's a ridiculously tall fake blond. Some men like that.

Beef is a sorta tall blonde with a huge smile..From a distance, she's hot..But when you get up close and see those dimeslots and the over the top smile you hope the body is better..

I believe the correct term for Beth is "striking". You would certainly look her way if she walked past you. How can you miss an Amazon blonde walking down the street?

[InstigatinMofo]

don't forget the homeless guy that spit in her face

that was an angel

[Greekfreak]

The truth is, she's not ugly, she's simply annoying as fuck. We've chosen every awkward photo of her (which at least led to a legendary photoshop page--what brilliance!!!) to goof on, but most of us would bang her in a NY second if we had the chance. I wouldn't, I've never cared for blondes.

But would we go off and brag about her as the be-all and end-all of human evolution the way Wiggy does? Absolutely not. The way he and the staff constantly kissed her ass was nauseating--and floating the idea that she was some supermodel (as if that's something to be so proud of--rich bitches with no brains) when in fact she was some catalogue model at best, and a Saudi pincushion at worst.

I never forget the story Wiggy told on the air about "Listen, I knew this guy... married to a great woman, they've got kids, she's gorgeous. Another guy says to me; 'Listen, between you and me, she's an ex-hooker. They buried her past'." I've always thought that was either Beffoe or Melissa Zapin (or both).

[quitefrankly]

i dont know how anyone could resist her my av pic is her candid mourning shot after 6ianca passed the hat was photoshopped added in the spirit of the holidays

[beetlejosh]

[the Artie Chair]

i'm a woman so i have different standards for "pretty"....you can't tell me that if you saw her coming down the street or sitting at a bar you wouldn't comment about her attractiveness. she isn't a beauty if you take her features individually but taken together she's probably stunning (i'm really trying to be impartial). she might not be your type or sexy but you can't deny her attractiveness.
or...who is your idea of pretty? and i'm not talking about "sexy" or someone you'd like to bang.

She was pretty..... never VERY pretty in my book. I am entitled to MY book aren't I?

[Famous]

I recall Matt Dillon wanting her as she walked down the street in NYC.

Pete Townshend wanted Beth until Howard showed up on the scene, allegedly.

The Ugly Meter app for scoring the all time highest score out of anybody in the entire world

According to plugggy Playboy magazine has asked beff multiple times to pose for the centerfold. So by proxy, Hef has wanted her for 10-15 years...

Ha, I forgot about the Ugly Meter thing. That was so ridiculous. I agree with isabella that overall, Beth looks very put together well. However, something like the Ugly Meter would be specifically designed to cut through all the bullshit. She has horrible symmetry and small eyes and all of that. If they were being honest, there's no way she'd rate highly on a thing that closely examines faces.

the female masseuse who rubbed her inner thighs and want to play with her nasty pussy! but Beth ever the saint wouldn't let her!

I did mention this one!

Re: Beth showing up on red carpets with other male celebs after a break up with Howard: I think you guys are giving Hollywood way too much credit. For some reason, people in Hollywood like to go after others' sloppy seconds and thirds. Look at Mel Gibson impregnating and getting engaged to that woman who had a baby by another celeb. Chris Hemsworth's wife used to date Adrian Brody. Jenna Dewan was with Justin Timberlake and then married Channing Tatum. I could go on and on.

For whatever reason - maybe because it's easy pickens' & easy meetings - Hollywood is very insular. Beth would now somewhat be on the "radar", I think. Maybe no one would marry her, but I would not be surprised to see her dating someone else in Hollywood. Hell, even Katie Lee has moved on to Russell Crowe, even if it's just a fling.

Beth's childish too, and would do it just to send a message to Howard.

[Famous]

I'm telling you that is why Howard didn't even watch Fringe until it was basically over. He can't handle anyone who has had Beth. And yes, she dated September from Fringe. Heck, Howard refused to acknowledge the show Chuck because Zachary Levi had a kissing scene with Beth before her acting career totally tanked.

Personally, I think the only person jealous of someone with Beth is Howard. Even in her best days, she was not that good looking. Yeah, she might have been hotter than the average girl, but you can find dozens of women every day walking the streets of Manhattan for an hour.

Howard is insanely jealous of Michael Cerveris. I remember him talking somewhat recently about how he kind of knows a Broadway actor, and he never loses the "Broadway" voice of over-enunciating everything, even when he's offstage. Howard went on a rant saying it's so douchebaggy, and just sounded really pissed off and annoyed. I think that he was probably talking about Michael.

I love that Howard believes that Michael was "annoying" Beth. It's hilarious the spin he puts on things. Beth gives the dude Howard's home phone number, which anyone with a brain knows was designed to make Howard jealous (and to show that she has "a life outside of Howard), yet he somehow takes it at face value. Or tries to sell it that way, at least.

I wonder if Beth was referring to Michael when she said her best sex was with an actor (besides Howard of course, cough). Howard was like "that guy?!?!" I wonder if it was Michael, or if was Brian Van Holt. Either option has got to burn Howard. If either of those had mega money, and wanted anything to still do with Beth, she'd be with them in a heartbeat, not Howard. Howard knows it too, and it kills him.

[ApeFace]

The truth is, she's not ugly, she's simply annoying as fuck. We've chosen every awkward photo of her (which at least led to a legendary photoshop page--what brilliance!!!) to goof on, but most of us would bang her in a NY second if we had the chance. I wouldn't, I've never cared for blondes.

But would we go off and brag about her as the be-all and end-all of human evolution the way Wiggy does? Absolutely not. The way he and the staff constantly kissed her ass was nauseating--and floating the idea that she was some supermodel (as if that's something to be so proud of--rich bitches with no brains) when in fact she was some catalogue model at best, and a Saudi pincushion at worst.

I never forget the story Wiggy told on the air about "Listen, I knew this guy... married to a great woman, they've got kids, she's gorgeous. Another guy says to me; 'Listen, between you and me, she's an ex-hooker. They buried her past'." I've always thought that was either Beffoe or Melissa Zapin (or both).

"Saudi pincushion". Fucking A that made me laugh.

[cabj]

Masseuse always means it is a female who gives massages. The correct term for a male who gives massages is masseur. Just saying.

[Wesmantooth]

Big Foot fucked her it is

[Engaged Chicken]

Masseuse always means it is a female who gives massages. The correct term for a male who gives massages is masseur. Just saying.

Beth would have known that, what with her being fluent in French and all.

[balloon knot]

the way she acts and her actions are what counter her attractiveness, especially under the dawg's microscope

[Beth143nacho]

Anyone that speaks the truth

[SuperFarts]

Some douchey magician, not sure who it was, think it was Copperfield or Blaine...

[Odd Vaark]

When it comes to being the complicit Polo Pinata, not so fast Howie